Life sucks when..
 

You have a bottle of fine red wine and no damn corkscrew!!

:feels-hot


Fuck!!!!!

Or no girl to share it with.. :1orglaugh

no corkscrew? no problem....push it through!

yeah
use your dick to do it!!!

:1orglaugh

do you have a toolbox somewhere?

take a ~1 1/2" screw, screw it into the cork, then take a hammer and use the forked part to hook the head of the screw, pull gently and you're done :) works like a charm...

My dick wont fit the neck of the bottle.. but thanks for the suggestion anyway! :thumbsup

Down my trousers.. :winkwink:

Actually I'm getting ready to move house soon so everything is packed away.. can't find anything that I need!!


Yes, thats what I will have to do but the mood is gone..


Not now after I couldn't find the damn corkscrew!! Thats no way to impress a girl.. :winkwink:


:helpme