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baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:05 AM

So, I am at this bar, standing in a corner, drinking my beer, checking out the ladies.

I could not help but notice one that had a mechanical leg. Very intricate, nice piece of machinery.

I noticed that it was her turn to play pool, and that she had gone to say something to her friend, then made a pit stop in the ladies room. When she came out, she had about 6' of toilet paper trailing her.

She was oblivious to it all as it was hung up in the upper portion of the prosthetic. I had to say something . . . no one else had noticed yet.

She was so thankful, I don't think she will ever forget me.

MyNameIsNobody · 07-03-2006, 01:07 AM

sig spot.. ^^

gooddomains · 07-03-2006, 01:07 AM

wow, that's a story, thumbs up for you man

S P A N N O W · 07-03-2006, 01:07 AM

That was the right thing to do man...

spunkforum · 07-03-2006, 01:08 AM

well aren't you an angel

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

That was the right thing to do man...

I had about 3 seconds of hesitation, not really knowing how I should delicately mention the situation.

After I freed her up she was laughing about it, and kept referring to The Breakfast Club.

As I have not seen that movie in 20 years or so I had to take her word for it.

Doctor Dre · 07-03-2006, 01:10 AM

hahahahaha
She would have looked really bad without you tonite.

Fucking a girl with a mechanical leg would be kinda messed up thought.

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Fucking a girl with a mechanical leg would be kinda messed up thought.

You can always remove them you know. She wasn't really my type though, so while she was getting all affectionate and shit, I wasn't really into it.

Doctor Dre · 07-03-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You can always remove them you know. She wasn't really my type though, so while she was getting all affectionate and shit, I wasn't really into it.

I know that... but fucking a girl with 1 leg would be weird... what sexual positions can you do ? lol

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I know that... but fucking a girl with 1 leg would be weird... what sexual positions can you do ? lol

Ever been with a chick that can do the splits? Well, they don't need to do the splits if there isn't a leg in the way.

flashbang · 07-03-2006, 01:28 AM

jsut think all those ladies you spread that don't like their legs over your shoulders... well with her you can get a shoulder strap, tie it on and get to work

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:31 AM

The major issue I saw with her was how to get her on and off my bike without scratching the paint.

goldrush · 07-03-2006, 01:37 AM

So did you fuck her?

2HousePlague · 07-03-2006, 01:47 AM

2hp

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush

So did you fuck her?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...72&postcount=8

iWeb_Iya · 07-03-2006, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkforum

well aren't you an angel

sonofsam · 07-03-2006, 03:32 AM

wow! another amazing day in the life of baddog..

here are all the people who care

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-03-2006, 03:34 AM

There should be more people like you baddog.

NoComments · 07-03-2006, 03:49 AM

Baddog, you always been one cool dude.

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

Baddog, you always been one cool dude.

I try

.

Joe BrainCash · 07-03-2006, 01:33 PM

This is the thing to do. Actually the question is why do people don't say this stuff...like when you have something stuck in your teeth, or when you have something hangin out of your nose that disappears up the nostril and comes back as you're breathing...until you come home late at night thinking" man I was funny tonight...people were laughing at everything I said...I'm the man.." until you see yourself in the mirror of the bathroom...

giftedtwisted · 07-03-2006, 01:38 PM

baddog · 07-03-2006, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

Actually, her device was a little more developed, but close. I was impressed with what looked to be built in shock absorbers.

madawgz · 07-03-2006, 05:13 PM

i bet she was embarrassed

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 05:16 PM

What a nice guy

bknoob · 07-03-2006, 05:22 PM

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-03-2006, 05:27 PM

Make that two!

xclusive · 07-03-2006, 05:28 PM

Good save BadDog

marketsmart · 07-03-2006, 05:48 PM

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I think I made a friend tonight So, I am at this bar, standing in a corner, drinking my beer, checking out the ladies. I could not help but notice one that had a mechanical leg. Very intricate, nice piece of machinery. I noticed that it was her turn to play pool, and that she had gone to say something to her friend, then made a pit stop in the ladies room. When she came out, she had about 6' of toilet paper trailing her. She was oblivious to it all as it was hung up in the upper portion of the prosthetic. I had to say something . . . no one else had noticed yet. She was so thankful, I don't think she will ever forget me.

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