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Old 06-29-2006, 07:27 PM   #1
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:30 PM   #2
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bcuz their wives stress them out too much
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:49 AM   #3
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Because they are more active in their lifetime and consume themselves more this way ...
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:20 AM   #4
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because they're not getting any action in the later years
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:28 AM   #5
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Because nature values women over men.
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:31 AM   #6
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Because she catches him with the neighbor's wife...
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:40 AM   #7
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Stress.

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Old 07-02-2006, 09:42 AM   #8
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because god is lonely and wants them back earlier..
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:45 AM   #9
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They just can't take all that Bitching after 50 years of marriage they just give up
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:46 AM   #10
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Because women nag them to death. Do this, do that, why aren't you *, why didn't you *, blah blah blah.. We bottle it up inside and it finally kills us.
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:47 AM   #11
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yea.. maybe stress of life...
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:19 AM   #12
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:21 AM   #13
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because we would all become gay once the wifes are gone
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:40 AM   #14
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fuck yeah they are glad to go when its time
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:45 AM   #15
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Hahaha.
This thread is too funny.
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:00 PM   #16
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cause they want to find a good hiding place
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:14 PM   #17
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because dead is the only way u can get rid of them!
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:17 PM   #18
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Men are doing all the hard work, drinking, smoking and fucking somebody elses wife
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:18 PM   #19
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Because women, in general, take better care of their health. Most go in for regular gyn appointments starting at a very young age and get tested more often than men. I think women are also more likely to seek treatment for symptoms, rather than ignoring things or just letting it go.
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:28 PM   #20
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:33 PM   #21
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hahaha thanks for pictures!
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Old 07-02-2006, 02:55 PM   #22
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Cool pics, thanks !
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