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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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bcuz their wives stress them out too much
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Click on my TCG signature
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Because they are more active in their lifetime and consume themselves more this way ...
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because they're not getting any action in the later years
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Because nature values women over men.
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Because she catches him with the neighbor's wife...
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Stress.
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because god is lonely and wants them back earlier..
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Because women nag them to death. Do this, do that, why aren't you *, why didn't you *, blah blah blah.. We bottle it up inside and it finally kills us.
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yea.. maybe stress of life...
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because we would all become gay once the wifes are gone
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Hahaha.
This thread is too funny.
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#16 |
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cause they want to find a good hiding place
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because dead is the only way u can get rid of them!
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Men are doing all the hard work, drinking, smoking and fucking somebody elses wife
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Because women, in general, take better care of their health. Most go in for regular gyn appointments starting at a very young age and get tested more often than men. I think women are also more likely to seek treatment for symptoms, rather than ignoring things or just letting it go.
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Here is why...
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hahaha thanks for pictures!
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Cool pics, thanks
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