The key to hooking up with older women with kids - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2006, 09:08 AM

Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

I hope this advice serves you well.

Chio · 07-02-2006, 09:09 AM

That's how I got my Mom to like me.

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2006, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio

That's how I got my Mom to like me.

You hooked up with your mom?

fallenmuffin · 07-02-2006, 09:10 AM

Uh, this whole thread is odd

p1mpdogg · 07-02-2006, 09:11 AM

why do you want to fuck women with kids?

total turn off.

fallenmuffin · 07-02-2006, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

why do you want to fuck women with kids?

total turn off.

Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off.

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

why do you want to fuck women with kids?

total turn off.

Not necessarily women with kids, but older women. And older women tend to have kids, so you have to be prepared.

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off.

Now you're talking.

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-02-2006, 09:24 AM

thats just how Michele Jackson does it.
works for him.

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

thats just how Michele Jackson does it.
works for him.

HAHA yeah, only he gets the parents to like him so he can hook up with their kids.

SleazyDream · 07-02-2006, 09:34 AM

careful dude

it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

anyone with kids that brings dates - and first dates - in and out of their kids lives is FLAKEY and not the kind of woman you should be giving a chance at your heart. it's EASY to get laid, you can have most any woman you want. Don't deal with idiots.

simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again.

after date 4-5 or so or anywhere after that if you meet the kids it's ok in my books but before that - NO WAY. That's a sign of a bad mom.

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again.

I agree with your whole post, espescially the quoted part. I think that if they are eager for you to meet their kids they either want you to more or less support their kids or are jumping the gun on the "long term relationship" thing. Like you said, at that point its best to get in and get out and hit the road.

fallenmuffin · 07-02-2006, 09:45 AM

I've got a thing about supporting/raising someone elses kid. That's just my point of view.. if I'm going to put in the effort, time, money, I want it to be mine. My blood, my genes caring on.

Realtionships are so fuck these days anyways.

Drake · 07-02-2006, 09:47 AM

I've thought about it before but I dunno, it feels sleazy to me. Unless she wants to fool around and is not looking for a new dad for her kids because I have no intention on being a father to somebody else's kid.

MakingCoin_Fatal · 07-02-2006, 09:50 AM

ok.. thanks man.. i'll try with my neighbor.. lol!

69pornlinks · 07-02-2006, 10:41 AM

fuck that shit....i don't play step-daddy..i just tell the broad look check this out you got (x) amount brats..you have limited choices so i can fuck your ass anytime i want

CamsLord · 07-02-2006, 10:43 AM

tell me something i dont know

Cyndalie · 07-02-2006, 11:17 AM

Sleazy has great points.
But if you are dating to get laid, a woman bringing her kids isn't a good sign of how things will end up, given you actually end up with enough time to get to know eachother with kids running around and her being mom. If you are dating for relationships, sure, every investment is worth it, but how can you truly know if you are dating her or her kids, and what kind of mom so easily let's strangers 'get to know' her kids before getting to know her. Odd.

gooddomains · 07-02-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio

That's how I got my Mom to like me.

that's funny

Alphonso · 07-02-2006, 11:21 AM

baddog · 07-02-2006, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

careful dude

it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

Sounds like you have been there, because you are right.

baddog · 07-02-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

But if you are dating to get laid, . . .

Is there another reason to date?

Drake · 07-02-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

careful dude

it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

That would suck. If I ever dated a woman who had kids I wouldn't want the kids to ever meet me.

"Hey mommy, Mike33 is back again. He's so nice to us. We like him so much"

"Sorry kids, Mike33 won't be coming around any more, we just broke up"

Young · 07-02-2006, 11:49 AM

i'm messing with a girl right now that is absolutely amazing. Natural DD's with a tiny waist and a nice ass...good personality. yes i have pics...

She has a 4 year old.

I have another girl I'm talking to who is cute, nice personality, no body, and nowhere nearly as good looking but the fact that she doesn't have any kids puts her first in any future consideration I may have for a relationship.

Kids are cute but I don't want to take care of another guy's problem.

RogerV10 · 07-02-2006, 11:57 AM

You act like you just found out something new.

Dvae · 07-02-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

s to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

You are so wrong.
Ever watch the movie with Ice Cube called "Are we there yet"
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_p...et/medium.html

ALthough, in the end it worked out but nobody is worth that amount of torture.

detoxed · 07-02-2006, 12:00 PM

I'd take that key and throw it the fuck away!

Kimo · 07-02-2006, 12:22 PM

i agree 100% with sleazy on this one

baddog · 07-02-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off.

Hardly what I would classify as "older women."

fallenmuffin · 07-02-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Hardly what I would classify as "older women."

LOL, they're older then me :P

baddog · 07-02-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

LOL, they're older then me :P

I probably have socks older than you

RayBonga · 07-02-2006, 12:46 PM

I still prefer younger women, without kids.

bu((aneer · 07-02-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

I hope this advice serves you well.

Bullshit.. Most single mom's are easy as hell, and have very low standards!

E$_manager · 07-02-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

I hope this advice serves you well.

well thank you. But i am not sure i need it

E$_manager · 07-02-2006, 01:53 PM

you do like kids, don't you? Or this is just a thread

Wiggles · 07-02-2006, 01:53 PM

why the fuck would you want to hook up with a mom, too much work for a little sex, find a drunk 18yr old and your set.

E$_manager · 07-02-2006, 02:07 PM

priceless advise

07-02-2006, 09:08 AM	#1
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07-02-2006, 09:34 AM	#11
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	careful dude it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids. anyone with kids that brings dates - and first dates - in and out of their kids lives is FLAKEY and not the kind of woman you should be giving a chance at your heart. it's EASY to get laid, you can have most any woman you want. Don't deal with idiots. simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again. after date 4-5 or so or anywhere after that if you meet the kids it's ok in my books but before that - NO WAY. That's a sign of a bad mom. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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07-02-2006, 09:10 AM	#4
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Uh, this whole thread is odd

07-02-2006, 09:24 AM	#9
CheneyRumsfeld Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,341	thats just how Michele Jackson does it. works for him.

07-02-2006, 09:45 AM	#13
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	I've got a thing about supporting/raising someone elses kid. That's just my point of view.. if I'm going to put in the effort, time, money, I want it to be mine. My blood, my genes caring on. Realtionships are so fuck these days anyways.

07-02-2006, 09:47 AM	#14
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	I've thought about it before but I dunno, it feels sleazy to me. Unless she wants to fool around and is not looking for a new dad for her kids because I have no intention on being a father to somebody else's kid.

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Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	Sleazy has great points. But if you are dating to get laid, a woman bringing her kids isn't a good sign of how things will end up, given you actually end up with enough time to get to know eachother with kids running around and her being mom. If you are dating for relationships, sure, every investment is worth it, but how can you truly know if you are dating her or her kids, and what kind of mom so easily let's strangers 'get to know' her kids before getting to know her. Odd.

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