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Shoehorn! 07-02-2006 09:08 AM

The key to hooking up with older women with kids
 
Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

I hope this advice serves you well. :)

Chio 07-02-2006 09:09 AM

That's how I got my Mom to like me. :Oh crap

Shoehorn! 07-02-2006 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio
That's how I got my Mom to like me. :Oh crap

You hooked up with your mom? :Oh crap

fallenmuffin 07-02-2006 09:10 AM

Uh, this whole thread is odd :Oh crap

p1mpdogg 07-02-2006 09:11 AM

why do you want to fuck women with kids?

total turn off.

fallenmuffin 07-02-2006 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
why do you want to fuck women with kids?

total turn off.

http://www.celebrities.pl/kate_hudson/kate5.jpg

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gal...1_0640_ful.jpg

http://www.msgwenstefani.com/img/gwen-stefani.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/enter...ery.spears.jpg

Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off. :disgust

Shoehorn! 07-02-2006 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
why do you want to fuck women with kids?

total turn off.

Not necessarily women with kids, but older women. And older women tend to have kids, so you have to be prepared.

Shoehorn! 07-02-2006 09:16 AM

Now you're talking. :thumbsup

CheneyRumsfeld 07-02-2006 09:24 AM

thats just how Michele Jackson does it.
works for him.

Shoehorn! 07-02-2006 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld
thats just how Michele Jackson does it.
works for him.

HAHA yeah, only he gets the parents to like him so he can hook up with their kids. :Oh crap

SleazyDream 07-02-2006 09:34 AM

careful dude

it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

anyone with kids that brings dates - and first dates - in and out of their kids lives is FLAKEY and not the kind of woman you should be giving a chance at your heart. it's EASY to get laid, you can have most any woman you want. Don't deal with idiots.

simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again.

after date 4-5 or so or anywhere after that if you meet the kids it's ok in my books but before that - NO WAY. That's a sign of a bad mom.

Shoehorn! 07-02-2006 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again.

I agree with your whole post, espescially the quoted part. I think that if they are eager for you to meet their kids they either want you to more or less support their kids or are jumping the gun on the "long term relationship" thing. Like you said, at that point its best to get in and get out and hit the road.

fallenmuffin 07-02-2006 09:45 AM

I've got a thing about supporting/raising someone elses kid. That's just my point of view.. if I'm going to put in the effort, time, money, I want it to be mine. My blood, my genes caring on.

Realtionships are so fuck these days anyways.

Drake 07-02-2006 09:47 AM

I've thought about it before but I dunno, it feels sleazy to me. Unless she wants to fool around and is not looking for a new dad for her kids because I have no intention on being a father to somebody else's kid.

MakingCoin_Fatal 07-02-2006 09:50 AM

ok.. thanks man.. i'll try with my neighbor.. lol!

69pornlinks 07-02-2006 10:41 AM

fuck that shit....i don't play step-daddy..i just tell the broad look check this out you got (x) amount brats..you have limited choices so i can fuck your ass anytime i want

CamsLord 07-02-2006 10:43 AM

tell me something i dont know :)

Cyndalie 07-02-2006 11:17 AM

Sleazy has great points.
But if you are dating to get laid, a woman bringing her kids isn't a good sign of how things will end up, given you actually end up with enough time to get to know eachother with kids running around and her being mom. If you are dating for relationships, sure, every investment is worth it, but how can you truly know if you are dating her or her kids, and what kind of mom so easily let's strangers 'get to know' her kids before getting to know her. Odd.

gooddomains 07-02-2006 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio
That's how I got my Mom to like me. :Oh crap


that's funny

Alphonso 07-02-2006 11:21 AM

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/9163/10on4.jpg

baddog 07-02-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
careful dude

it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.


Sounds like you have been there, because you are right.

baddog 07-02-2006 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
But if you are dating to get laid, . . .


Is there another reason to date?

Drake 07-02-2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
careful dude

it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

That would suck. If I ever dated a woman who had kids I wouldn't want the kids to ever meet me.

"Hey mommy, Mike33 is back again. He's so nice to us. We like him so much"

"Sorry kids, Mike33 won't be coming around any more, we just broke up"

Young 07-02-2006 11:49 AM

i'm messing with a girl right now that is absolutely amazing. Natural DD's with a tiny waist and a nice ass...good personality. yes i have pics...

She has a 4 year old.

I have another girl I'm talking to who is cute, nice personality, no body, and nowhere nearly as good looking but the fact that she doesn't have any kids puts her first in any future consideration I may have for a relationship.

Kids are cute but I don't want to take care of another guy's problem.

RogerV10 07-02-2006 11:57 AM

You act like you just found out something new.

Dvae 07-02-2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

s to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.
You are so wrong.
Ever watch the movie with Ice Cube called "Are we there yet"
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_p...et/medium.html

ALthough, in the end it worked out but nobody is worth that amount of torture.

detoxed 07-02-2006 12:00 PM

I'd take that key and throw it the fuck away!

Kimo 07-02-2006 12:22 PM

i agree 100% with sleazy on this one

baddog 07-02-2006 12:30 PM


Hardly what I would classify as "older women."

fallenmuffin 07-02-2006 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
Hardly what I would classify as "older women."

LOL, they're older then me :P

baddog 07-02-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
LOL, they're older then me :P

I probably have socks older than you

RayBonga 07-02-2006 12:46 PM

I still prefer younger women, without kids.

bu((aneer 07-02-2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

I hope this advice serves you well. :)



Bullshit.. Most single mom's are easy as hell, and have very low standards!:2 cents:

E$_manager 07-02-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

I hope this advice serves you well. :)

well thank you. But i am not sure i need it :winkwink:

E$_manager 07-02-2006 01:53 PM

you do like kids, don't you? Or this is just a thread

Wiggles 07-02-2006 01:53 PM

why the fuck would you want to hook up with a mom, too much work for a little sex, find a drunk 18yr old and your set.

E$_manager 07-02-2006 02:07 PM

priceless advise :)


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