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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
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Stolen pickup I thought
Was going to go to the store this morning, went outside and my pickup was gone. I said oh shit someone stole it..
Called the cops... Reported it stolen... The cop told me if they stop anyone in my pickup... They pull there guns and order the people out... So I go over to check my mail and decide to walk over to the Wonder (Hostess) bread outlet store... Which I usually do (walk there), it's like maybe 100 yards from my Apt., it's around the corner and I can't see it from my Apt. Walk around the corner and there in the little parking lot is my pickup, windows down and unlocked.. I'd stopped on my way home the day before and walked home, as a matter of fact I had to walk RIGHT past my pickup.. Called the cops and they said the officer will have to come back.... Well not am scared to drive... until the he comes back... and that's been about 5 hours ago that I called... Heck when I called to report it stolen they got here very fast, like 10 or 15 min.'s after I called...
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theking of trailer parks
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tehachapi, California
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JimmyF:
Your head is not supposed to be one of the points of contact when doing PLF's. Ha. |
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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Must have been when I landed on that runway in France. Could have been the sugar beet fields... Shit I can't remember.... I'll have to think about it...
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theking of trailer parks
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tehachapi, California
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Here is the scenario:
Wind speed around 22-26 knots (even though regs were no drops above 12 knots). Reservist flying the aircraft over flies the DZ but allows green light anyhow. Most of the stick drops over trees. I am coming in backwards (wind speed to high to turn). I am looking around to see if I am going to land in a tree. I saw that I wasn't going to hit a tree and I slammed in backwards into a high clump of bushes. Inside the bushes was a tree stump. Factured my back and was off duty and jump status for about eight weeks. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
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Dont drive it until it cleared bro, they WILL arrest you, this is a big flaw for insurance scams, do NOT drive it, they wont take your word for it.
They will believe you as a insurance scam and will take you in. ![]()
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Hall Of Fame
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
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i dont get it
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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
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Am still worried... No fucking telling could get some triger happy cop... and my white ass is history..
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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
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I forgot I left my pick up at a store I usually walk to yesterday.. Went out today and didn't see it in my parking space.. So I thought someone stole it..... and I called the cops... and they put it in there computer as stolen... About an hour after I reported it stolen I walked over to the store and found my pick up... And I don't drink or do any kind of drugs...
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
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theking of trailer parks
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JimmyF:
Do we know where the pickup is today? Ha. |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Portland, OR, USA
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: florida
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PLF's huh you must be a LEG there Pathfinder....hehhe |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: florida
Posts: 12
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Pathfinder are you still active?
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: CT
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theking of trailer parks
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freexxxusa:
No. Did my time; more than thirty years. Served in Korea twice during the Korean war and three tours during the Vietnam war. I have belonged to both Airborne and straight leg units. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: florida
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that leg shit i was just messing with you, honestly i dont even like jumping...well i dotn mind it. Its just walking to the bird and the landing part i hate
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theking of trailer parks
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Making at least one parachute jump should be on the list of everyones; things to do before I die.
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