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Old 07-01-2006, 07:20 AM   #1
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How does an Amrless guy Wack Off ????

if you had no arms how would you jack off ???
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:27 AM   #2
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I'd try to suck my own dick...
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:28 AM   #3
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good question.......
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:47 AM   #4
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:47 AM   #5
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Old 07-01-2006, 08:44 AM   #6
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I'd try to suck my own dick...
true, remove a few ribs
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Old 07-01-2006, 08:45 AM   #7
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Old 07-01-2006, 08:46 AM   #8
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Old 07-01-2006, 08:48 AM   #9
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lemme think... ask some body else to do it for you?? lol!
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:19 PM   #10
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I'd try to suck my own dick...
well ok then......
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:24 PM   #11
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if you had no arms how would you jack off ???
I let the girl in your sig do it for me
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:30 PM   #12
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i'd fall into jello a lot.


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Old 07-01-2006, 04:31 PM   #13
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:38 PM   #14
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if you had no arms how would you jack off ???
With great difficulty.
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:17 PM   #15
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:38 PM   #16
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Not sure!! But if he dropped something would you pick it up for him??
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:44 PM   #17
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Been a while since I made use of this pic

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Old 07-01-2006, 09:48 PM   #18
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:56 PM   #19
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Is this one of those ZEN riddles that are supposed to aid enlightenment kinda similar to asking what is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:57 PM   #20
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You would use your foot, these armless people really know how to use that.
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Old 07-01-2006, 10:04 PM   #21
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Old 07-01-2006, 10:40 PM   #22
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Actually, when I come to think of it, I know one case:

Not far from my town, there is a guy suffering from "porcelain" skeleton - not sure what the correct english word is, but you know when you break your bones from a falling pillow . Anyways, there was a documentary about him on TV and he did, in fact, get jerked off by his nurse.
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