How does an Amrless guy Wack Off ????
 

if you had no arms how would you jack off ???

I'd try to suck my own dick...

good question.......

pay a hooker

btw nice sig,

true, remove a few ribs

with a girl?

a fleshlight glued to the table.

lemme think... ask some body else to do it for you?? lol!

well ok then...... :1orglaugh

I let the girl in your sig do it for me

i'd fall into jello a lot.

2hp

With a Fleshlight of course..

With great difficulty.

id simply pay a hooker each night :)

Not sure!! But if he dropped something would you pick it up for him??
Theater

Been a while since I made use of this pic

http://www.nyhetskollen.com/notfunny.jpg

Is this one of those ZEN riddles that are supposed to aid enlightenment kinda similar to asking what is the sound of one hand clapping?

You would use your foot, these armless people really know how to use that.

he doesnt

Actually, when I come to think of it, I know one case:

Not far from my town, there is a guy suffering from "porcelain" skeleton - not sure what the correct english word is, but you know when you break your bones from a falling pillow :) . Anyways, there was a documentary about him on TV and he did, in fact, get jerked off by his nurse.