Why do men die before their wives? - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 06-29-2006, 07:27 PM

They want to.

Stallion · 06-29-2006, 07:30 PM

bcuz their wives stress them out too much

Cash · 07-02-2006, 08:49 AM

Because they are more active in their lifetime and consume themselves more this way ...

d00t · 07-02-2006, 09:20 AM

because they're not getting any action in the later years

Zuss · 07-02-2006, 09:28 AM

Because nature values women over men.

Scootermuze · 07-02-2006, 09:31 AM

Because she catches him with the neighbor's wife...

CuriousToyBoy · 07-02-2006, 09:40 AM

Stress.

;-)

Matiz · 07-02-2006, 09:42 AM

because god is lonely and wants them back earlier..

ButtUgly-Bertha · 07-02-2006, 09:45 AM

They just can't take all that Bitching after 50 years of marriage they just give up

fallenmuffin · 07-02-2006, 09:46 AM

Because women nag them to death. Do this, do that, why aren't you *, why didn't you *, blah blah blah.. We bottle it up inside and it finally kills us.

MakingCoin_Fatal · 07-02-2006, 09:47 AM

yea.. maybe stress of life...

Alphonso · 07-02-2006, 11:19 AM

gooddomains · 07-02-2006, 11:21 AM

because we would all become gay once the wifes are gone

detoxed · 07-02-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanton

They want to.

fuck yeah they are glad to go when its time

RogerV10 · 07-02-2006, 11:45 AM

Hahaha.
This thread is too funny.

AllStar · 07-02-2006, 01:00 PM

cause they want to find a good hiding place

Shocking · 07-02-2006, 01:14 PM

because dead is the only way u can get rid of them!

VicD · 07-02-2006, 01:17 PM

Men are doing all the hard work, drinking, smoking and fucking somebody elses wife

Holly · 07-02-2006, 01:18 PM

Because women, in general, take better care of their health. Most go in for regular gyn appointments starting at a very young age and get tested more often than men. I think women are also more likely to seek treatment for symptoms, rather than ignoring things or just letting it go.

maxxxxx · 07-02-2006, 01:28 PM

Here is why...

scottybuzz · 07-02-2006, 01:33 PM

hahaha thanks for pictures!

he-fox · 07-02-2006, 02:55 PM

Cool pics, thanks

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