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NaughtyAce · 06-28-2006, 11:10 AM

So Superman is flying by and he sees Wonder women sunbathing nude on top of a building..... He thinks to himself..." I wonder if she'd notice if I'm real quick".... So he flys down, bangs her quick and fly's out.
Wonder women sits up and is like, " What the fuck was that?" the invisible man sits up and says, "I don't know but my ass really hurts"....
LOL that one still gets me haha. Sorry guys, I know it's old but I just saw superman last night.

BluewireAngie · 06-28-2006, 11:15 AM

WDchris · 06-28-2006, 11:15 AM

good one.

BobG · 06-28-2006, 11:17 AM

MyNameIsNobody · 06-28-2006, 11:21 AM

that's so lame dude! ^^

GlydeGirl · 06-28-2006, 11:29 AM

An oldie, but a goodie!

ready lube · 06-28-2006, 11:31 AM

super oldie!

I was told this joke when I was in elementary school through the fence at the school that backed up to a park. Some crazy old bum on his bike was there talking to a bunch of us...kinda scary noe to think about it lol

blazi · 06-28-2006, 11:32 AM

ROFL, now that is funny!!

xNetworx · 06-28-2006, 11:32 AM

axelcat · 06-28-2006, 11:33 AM

Dwreck · 06-28-2006, 11:41 AM

That one still cracks me up. I har a lot of jokes and normally I never remember them but this one still makes me laugh.

Ecchi22 · 06-28-2006, 11:47 AM

Rofl !!!

Skillz Unlimited · 06-28-2006, 11:49 AM

Soooo lame.

NaughtyAce · 06-28-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

super oldie!

I was told this joke when I was in elementary school through the fence at the school that backed up to a park. Some crazy old bum on his bike was there talking to a bunch of us...kinda scary noe to think about it lol

Lol sounds a little traumatzing, that could be partially why your name is ready lube now...... haha jk.... who am I to talk? haha

Manowar · 06-28-2006, 11:53 AM

hahaha that's good

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-28-2006, 11:57 AM

good joke

Farang · 06-28-2006, 12:03 PM

NaughtyAce · 06-28-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

That one still cracks me up. I har a lot of jokes and normally I never remember them but this one still makes me laugh.

Haha Derek, Fucking awesome!!!

I suck at Photoshop...

Matiz · 06-28-2006, 01:15 PM

The DL · 06-28-2006, 02:20 PM

CamsLord · 06-28-2006, 02:23 PM

lol good one!

pornguy · 06-28-2006, 02:31 PM

as old as dirt, but still funny.

Deraj · 06-28-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

that's so lame dude! ^^

You are a homo

sweetgirl2006 · 06-28-2006, 02:59 PM

lol, good joke for wednesday.

NaughtyAce · 06-28-2006, 04:25 PM

Thanks sweet girl.
Who is this btw?

iWeb_Iya · 06-28-2006, 06:24 PM

classic makes me laugh

Capt. rold · 06-28-2006, 06:28 PM

oldie but a damn goodie

ridikuloz · 06-28-2006, 06:57 PM

lol, old and still funny.

woj · 06-28-2006, 07:27 PM

c0ld · 06-28-2006, 07:35 PM

gecko · 06-28-2006, 07:36 PM

lol.....................

sharp · 06-28-2006, 07:43 PM

pretty corny, but I got a smurk. :D

Spunky · 06-28-2006, 08:00 PM

Grog..that was pretty bad man

Vitasoy · 06-29-2006, 02:09 AM

That cracked me up heh

xerex · 06-29-2006, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

That one still cracks me up. I har a lot of jokes and normally I never remember them but this one still makes me laugh.

nice chop!!

butterflybucks · 06-29-2006, 06:05 AM

hardy har har! going to see superman in 30 minutes bitches!

MakingCoin_Fatal · 06-29-2006, 06:17 AM

nice joke man! i like it! lol!

martinsc · 06-29-2006, 07:36 AM

old, but still funny

G-Rotica · 06-29-2006, 07:55 AM

moldy oldie

NaughtyAce · 06-29-2006, 09:58 AM

Oldie but goodie. That's what I'll be saying to my girlfriends in a few years ;)

Rebumping this for today. I'll come up with a new joke later.

Anybody have any other jokes I'm all ears.

ProducerCashDave · 06-29-2006, 10:12 AM

LOL! Good one

-Turk- · 06-29-2006, 10:20 AM

Mark, I'm sorry. But you are NOT going through to Hollywood.

czarina · 06-29-2006, 10:21 AM

wow, that one is sooo old! but still good

BigasMoe · 06-29-2006, 10:23 AM

Yeah that was and still is a good one!

NaughtyAce · 06-29-2006, 10:40 AM

Haha ok, here goes the new one for today:

Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"

The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"

The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!

The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!

The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"

BoyAlley · 06-29-2006, 10:43 AM

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