Joke of the Day ROFL
 

So Superman is flying by and he sees Wonder women sunbathing nude on top of a building..... He thinks to himself..." I wonder if she'd notice if I'm real quick".... So he flys down, bangs her quick and fly's out.
Wonder women sits up and is like, " What the fuck was that?" the invisible man sits up and says, "I don't know but my ass really hurts"....
LOL that one still gets me haha. Sorry guys, I know it's old but I just saw superman last night.

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good one.

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that's so lame dude! ^^

An oldie, but a goodie!

super oldie!

I was told this joke when I was in elementary school through the fence at the school that backed up to a park. Some crazy old bum on his bike was there talking to a bunch of us...kinda scary noe to think about it lol

ROFL, now that is funny!!

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That one still cracks me up. I har a lot of jokes and normally I never remember them but this one still makes me laugh.

Rofl !!!

Soooo lame.

Lol sounds a little traumatzing, that could be partially why your name is ready lube now...... haha jk.... who am I to talk? haha

hahaha that's good

good joke :thumbsup

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Haha Derek, Fucking awesome!!!

I suck at Photoshop...

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lol good one!

as old as dirt, but still funny.

You are a homo :2 cents:

lol, good joke for wednesday.:)

Thanks sweet girl.
Who is this btw?

classic makes me laugh :thumbsup

oldie but a damn goodie :thumbsup

lol, old and still funny.

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lol.....................

pretty corny, but I got a smurk. :D

Grog..that was pretty bad man

That cracked me up heh

nice chop!!:thumbsup



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hardy har har! going to see superman in 30 minutes bitches!

nice joke man! i like it! lol!

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old, but still funny

moldy oldie

Oldie but goodie. That's what I'll be saying to my girlfriends in a few years ;)

Rebumping this for today. I'll come up with a new joke later.

Anybody have any other jokes I'm all ears.

LOL! Good one

Mark, I'm sorry. But you are NOT going through to Hollywood.

wow, that one is sooo old! but still good :)

Yeah that was and still is a good one!

Haha ok, here goes the new one for today:

Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"

The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"

The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!

The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!

The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"

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