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Lose up to 20 pounds in 2 weeks
Note: You should not stay on this diet for more than 14 days at a time.
Go HERE for more details THE SCARSDALE MEDICAL 14-DAY DIET Where no portion is indicated, you can eat as much as you like. Eat until you are satisfied, not stuffed. Between meals you can snack on carrots, celery, and low sodium vegetable broth BREAKFAST EVERY DAY: One half grapefruit -if not available,use fruits* in season One slice of protein bread**, toasted, no spread added Coffee /tea (no sugar, cream or milk, no honey) MONDAY Lunch: Assorted cold cuts*** Tomatoes - sliced, broiled, or stewed Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Fish or shellfish, any kind Combination salad, any greens and vegetables as you wish One slice protein bread toasted Grapefruit - if not available, use fruits in season Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water TUESDAY Lunch: Fruit salad, any combination of fruits [substitute lunch recommended - see bottom of page] Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Plenty of broiled, lean hamburger (see Meat & Poultry link for info) Tomatoes, lettuce, celery, olives (limit 4), cucumbers and/or Brussels Sprouts Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water WEDNESDAY Lunch: Tuna fish or salmon salad (oil drained off) with lemon and vinegar dressing Grapefruit, or melon, or fruit in season Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Sliced roast lamb***, all visible fat removed Salad of lettuce,tomatoes,cucumbers,celery Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water *** Can be subsituted with fish, seafood, chicken or turkey, or veg protein THURSDAY Lunch: Two eggs, any style (no fat used in cooking) Low-fat cottage cheese Zucchini, or string beans, or sliced/stewed tomatoes One slice of protein bread, toasted Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Roast, broiled or barbequed chicken (skin and visible fat removed before eating) Plenty of spinach, green peppers, string beans Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water FRIDAY Lunch: Assorted cheese slices (preferably lowfat) Spinach, all you want One slice of protein bread, toasted Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Fish or shellfish Combination salad (any fresh vegetables desired, raw or cooked) One slice of protein bread, toasted Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water SATURDAY Lunch: Fruit salad, any combination of fruits [substitute lunch recommended] Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Roast turkey or chicken Salad of tomatoes and lettuce Grapefruit or fruit in season Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water SUNDAY Lunch: Cold or hot turkey or chicken Tomatoes, carrots, cooked cabbage, broccoli or cauliflower Grapefruit, or fruit in season Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water Dinner: Plenty of broiled (grilled) steak, all visible fat removed before eating; any cut of steak you wish- sirloin, porterhouse, London broil, etc. Salad of lettuce, cucumbers, celery, tomatoes (sliced or cooked) Brussels Sprouts Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water *allowed fruit substitutes READ the FRUITS link on the left for more detailed info. **protein bread substitutes READ the PROTEIN BREAD link on the left for more info & list. ***cold cuts your choice - lean meats, chicken, turkey READ the MEAT & POULTRY link on the left for more info & list. NOTES: Cooking with herbs, seasonings, spices, grated onion, minced parsley is recommended. Salt, Non-stick vegetable spray, cocktail sauce, ketchup, chili sauce & mustard are all permitted, but should be used within MODERATION. Vegetables not permitted are corn, peas, potatoes, lentils and any beans, except green or waxed. Where no portion is indicated, you can eat as much as you like. Eat until you are satisfied, not stuffed. Between meals you can snack on carrots, celery, and low sodium vegetable broth Count your calories - they should be between 850 - 1000 a day. SCARSDALE MEDICAL DIET- SUBSTITUTE LUNCH If you wish, you may substitute the following lunch for any lunch, any day, on the Scarsdale Medical Diet. One half cup low-fat pot cheese or cottage cheese, mixed with One tablespoon of low-fat sour cream Sliced fruit, all you want 6 halves of walnuts or pecans, whole or chopped, and mixed with the above or sprinkled over the fruit Coffee/tea/no-sugar diet soda of any flavor (Tip: puree the cottage cheese & sour cream to make a whipped topping, serve over mixed berries & top w/ chopped nuts for a "sundae") SECOND WEEK OF SCARSDALE MEDICAL DIET Repeat all menus of the first week. It's as simple as that. If after fourteen days, you still need to lose weight, switch to Keep-Trim Eating for two weeks, [before going back on the SMD.] |
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President of Canada
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I've lost over 25 pounds on this diet; I have more energy when I'm on it than when I'm not and the only time I get hungry is right before meals.
Funny thing for me to post considering my niche, huh? :D |
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I guarantee it
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great diet, but i would cut the coffee from it.
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excercise is the only way
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what is a good protein bread?
also, is that less than 40 grams of carbs per day? |
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I can't get a good protein bread around here, I substitute OroWeat 100% whole wheat bread. |
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Losing more than 2-3 pounds per week is not only unhealthy, but more likely than not you'll gain the weight back anyway.
Why not do it the proper way? If it were easy to be in great shape, everyone would be. Stop looking for miracle answers when hard work is the only real way.
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Double post.
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A little exercise + healthy diet= better than nothing. |
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I lost 40 lbs in 6 months by replacing a meal a day with a few smokes instead
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![]() heh Cut down on the smokes and try this instead. It's good food. |
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25lbs in 2 weeks is not a good idea. It's like the definition of a yo yo diet.
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Stay fit = exercise and eat in moderation
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The best diet is to swallow a tapeworm. It works!!
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That diet really isn't that healthy - that's too much calorie cutting. however having three 1/2 grapefruits per day, or 3 8oz glasses of 100% grapefruit juice has been shown to help weight loss. Researchers believe it's because the acidity of the juice slows digestion and helps you feel "full" longer (this months issue of mens health)
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thanks for posting that diet, but youre not starving on it?
The breakfast is almost nothing and the lunch is so small. Id think youd be starving for 10 hours a day and would get headaches from it. Id be starving even after dinner on this. Im hungry just thinking about how little you eat on it. |
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Is grapefruit an appetite suppressant? I don't know. I do think protein is more filling than high-carb foods. I did pig out on canteloupe and honeydew once in a while. :D Good stuff... and a lot less fattening than ice cream. I've lost 25 pounds so far, and I don't stress out if I cheat... I just go back to it the next day. |
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I like all the 'diet' experts round here
thanks for the tip!
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I've lost 22 pounds in, what, three months? I started out on the Body For Life program, but it's expensive food-wise, and I fell off the wagon when I did a stint living in hotels-hard to eat healthy when you can't cook.
So now I just use common sense with what I eat, drink 64 oz of Crystal Light a day, no soda, and I hit my treadmill for 20 minutes a day, unless my knee is getting tricky like it does every few weeks and then I take a day or two off. (I just bought the Turbo Jam DVDs and I'm excited about switching up my routine a bit and my god, have you seen the abs on those people, they are fabulous! I can just imagine how hot I'll look with a nice flat tummy and even though my ass will be smaller it will always be a round one, so that figure will be niiiiice to flaunt, lol.) I bought a pair of Seven jeans and couldn't get them over my thighs when they arrived in the mail. Two months ago I could get them on, but they were too uncomfortable for more then an hour or two. I just wore them all day today without any problem, and I got lots of compliments on them. ![]() |
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or meth!
someone should ask Sleazy for advice, he's lost about a quarter of the weight he needs to. |
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for some reason I see being on this diet very soon.
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Dagwolf:
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diet! NOOO!!!
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dont eat.....easy diet
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I actually managed to gain weight when I was doing meth back in my rave days.. go figure..
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So many diets talks lately... are webmasters just starting in the last year that you get fat from not going out of home and sitting in front of the computer all day ?
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thanks for the tip
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Ok.. so this diet is unsafe as a long term diet.. but 90% of people who want to try a reduced carb diet without doing anything dangerous or extreme will find that they lose a reasonable amount of weight just by dropping sugar water, candy and sweet deserts from their diet.
Also, stop eating when you feel satisfied, eat slower (so you know when you're full.. try conversation over dinner), and stuff yourself with vegetables when you're not eating a meal. Baby carrots are fun, and they increase your metab. If that doesn't work for you, heroin is much better than cocaine. Coke causes overeating when you're not on it. And for god sake, get your insulin levels under control. Go get checked for diabetes before your fat ass is dead, or worse, blind and still alive.
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That diet sounds like a task in itself fallowing that routine
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OMG I can't believe the tapeworm post........
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a quick note: I started doing it today and it feels great so far
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you could lose 20 lbs in 2 weeks on that diet ONLY if you were VERY overweight to begin with...like minimum 300 lbs.
normal BMI people would not lose that much. weight loss is mostly physics. your maintenance caloric burn is based mostly on your existing weight and % body fat. you need a deficit of 3500 calories to lose one pound. this diet is maybe 1400-1500 cal/day. a girl weighing 100 pounds might even gain weight on this diet. true, if you are very FAT you could lose the weight. there are healthier ways to do it, that will actually work long-term. fast weight loss will not stay off. if you want to lose weight and KEEP it off this requires a LIFESTYLE change, not a fad diet. |
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Anything more than 3-5 pounds in a week is not going to be just fat loss.
My metabolism is so slow I can gain weight just thinking about food ![]() As a result I have pretty much "dieted" my entire adult life, but rather than going on any sort of diet I just bulk up on veggies and other lo-cal/lo-fat foods when I need to pull back a few pounds. The real trick is that any diet is doomed to fail if you perpetually deny your cravings. You either need to work in occasional favorite fattening foods or find substitutes that fill the cravings. In the first months after Katrina my friend and I ate "comfort food" constantly and as a result I packed on about an extra 20 pounds. We both went on a diet about 4 months ago and this time I jumpstarted by taking a high-potency multi-vitamin and a Lipodrene daily. The Lipodrene keeps me from snacking during the day then I eat a reasonable portion of what I want to in the evening. As a result, the pants that fit me when I started will fall off if I take 2 steps in them now ![]() |
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