Halcyon

A friend is looking at a piss test at the end of the week. Anyone have any experience with flushing products or anything?

(thc used 4 days ago)

Thanks!

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Relish XXX

Yeah I have a guy in the office who doesnt take drugs or drink I used his piss.

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the alchemist

http://www.detoxify.com/

The "XXTra Clean" one, pretty much what's best on the market, and if you follow the instructions, it works.

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D

no more than 48 hours before the test, but no less than 24, drink lots and lots and lots of water.... and make sure he pisses a couple of times the morning before he takes the test.

Someone posted an article on this shit a few months back... was some damn good reading.

Basically, it said you can't alter the amount of liquids that will be THC+ in piss... but you CAN dilute the shit out of it.

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fallenmuffin

I once pissed in a bottle for my buddy who then later used it for a test. They hype it up like they watch you.. but they don't. Atleast not for jobs ect maybe for rehab checkup or something.

Relish XXX

I had to do a piss test to get life insurance because when I filled out my life insurance form it asked me if I had ever taken illegal drugs. I replied with a yes. The lady rung me and told me that in 30 years of working at the company no-one had ever replied yes. She made me send in urine samples once a week for a few months to prove I didnt do it anymore. I just got this guy to piss in the bottle.

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S P A N N O W

"GoldSeal".... I've read.

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EdgeXXX

I beat the piss out of someone once, does that count?









Seriously though, there is this stuff that you mix with water and drink about 1 hr before the test that worked flawless for me (when I was younger). Can't remember what it's called but give me a minute and I'll let you know.

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Andre

I have. Some herbal tea. You make a gallon of it and drink it over a period of 4-5 hours before the piss test. You piss every 20 minutes, which sucks, but your piss comes out clear enough to be used as a fancy beverage in an overpriced French bottle.

Tat2Jr

For weed? Stop smoking the day before... Drink TONS of water, and take TONS of Niacin. He will get red and blotchy from the niacin (that means it's working). It's been so long, but I think I took the normal daily dose of niacin every hour. I passed 100's of piss tests doing that when I was a teen. I was a heavy smoker too.

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Halcyon

LOL. Thanks for the responses so far!!

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Here ya go...

happy reading.

http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html

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BIGTYMER

It depends on which type of lab test they use. I beat them all the time when I was younger.. Get a little Visine bottle and empty it and then fill it with bleach. Put a drop or two in your piss cup and shake it and then place it in the window. This is GUARANTEED to work. But some labs test for bleach.. And then you're fucked. But if they don't test for bleach you're money $$.

S P A N N O W

It's been a looooooooooooooooong time though my friend. We're talking '92 - '94.

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Relish XXX

Ask yourself this. Do you really like the guy? If not I will send you some of my piss, tell him to use that as a sample. He will be doing a 20 stretch for it.

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EdgeXXX

Yeah, same here. I guess that's probably why I can't remember what that stuff was called.

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WarChild

Most of the new tests will reject a dilluted sample, and thus drinking water won't really help. Good luck.

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EdgeXXX

Haha!!! Hey Halcyon, finally remembered what it was called. It's called Zydot. You can find more info at http://www.zydot.com

Like I said, I only had to use it twice and it worked flawlessly each time.

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AdultHardcore

I passed one two years ago with Terminator Gold.

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Relish XXX

http://www.zydot.com/guarantee.html

I would love it if their guarantee stated that they would pay your DUI fine if the product failed.

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Theater

My brother in law passed every military piss test they threw at him by using Certo( fruit pectin) you can get it at the grocery store and cost less than $3. mix one packet of certo with a quart of WARM water and chug it down! Taste like hell and give you a good case of indigestion but works wonderfully! After drinking take two pisses and you will notice that your piss will turn clear! Then hold it til you get to Dr office! You will piss straight water so if they have a questionair say you drink up to 2 gallons of water a day! They might retest because it will come back very clean! So keep extra pack around! Can work in as little as 30 minutes! He was in AF on a SAC base for 4 years and had to piss at least twice a month so it works!!
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E$_manager

wish you luck in your test

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Pure Evil

its not meant to be taken while you are still high. you take it at least a day or so later

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SilverTab

Yeah once, for a job...(for weed)

I bought some stuff at high times...40$ a bottle...makes you piss like a mofo, but if you follow the instructions, it works (I got the job)

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Herb Kornfield

http://www.cleartest.com/products/detoxdrinks.html --- works everytime

Your friend will need to drink enough water to fill an olympic sized pool and be prepared to piss your brains out.

Keep you usual level of activity and drink some more water.

worked 4x times so far.

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Hal,

My piss is pure, I can overnight you 36 ounces if you need

Juicy D. Links

long time ago , i took a hair sample test......no piss test they tested my hair

Raven

i think we spent hundreds on various products for my son. nothing worked for him...maybe for others...hell, we even gave him some of my husband's urine....and he still failed the test.

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I used the product at http://www.detoxify.com/ before a piss test for my mortgage insurance, worked like a charm!

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Relish XXX

your post was your 6666 post and you talk about buying your son products to pass a piss test? Maybe you shouldnt let your son take drugs.

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BIGTYMER

They check the temp on the piss. You need to keep it warm.

Worldnet

They test for golden seal now.

Raven

damn. i missed my 6666 post....

let? that's funny.....as if i could stop him....

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Raven

and if the urine is more than an hour or two old, some of the tests reflect that...plus, if a test comes back inconclusive, they either make you retest or they consider you've been doing something to alter the test results...

my son was never lucky when it came to piss tests...fortunately he is his own boss now..so it's a moot point.

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Harrison Richard

1) 6 hours before the test, starting drinking water.

2) By the end of hour 3, you should have finished a gallon. More is even better.

3) 3 hours before the test take a megadose of B-complex (for color and pH). Also take a large dose of creatine (for specific gravity). The creatine is most likely unnecessary because it costs the lab a lot more to measure specific gravity. Your buddy's company is likely finding the cheapest test they can just to get the tax break.

4) Keep drinking water.

5) By hour 5, notice the lovely highlighter yellow hue of your piss.

6) By the time of the test, you should have finished a second gallon. More is better.

7) When you are taking the test, start by pissing in the toilet. When you are about halfway done, fill the cup. Then finish in the toilet. (The cannibinoids tend to hang around at the start and end of your "session." They are trace amounts, but it doesn't hurt to optimize the process.)


There is NO need to buy these gimmicky "detox" agents, they do absolutely nothing. Best case, you use some else's piss. If you can't swing that, you have to dilute and trick the lab's tools into thinking the piss is not just water.

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modF

Most places around here test for GoldSeal now.

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/kits/urine-test.htm

The 45 minute pill worked for my friend, he smoked the night before and the next day was fine. It last's for 5 hours.

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yeah that cleanses your body or someshit

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SilverTab

The thing I bought at high times was full of creatin....And there are detailed instructions with it (how much water you should drink, when to drink it etc etc)... I felt it worth the 40(canadian)$ I paid for it, especially since it worked...

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teksonline

I think you mean niaciamide
eat with food, dont take much it burns your skin

What this has to do with cleaning up is beyond me though

teksonline

One time my mom took me to the doctor because I was in major feud with other peeps, and she came in and i was really wound up and she thought I was on drugs from what I was saying, so she took me to doctor because she didnt believe I wasnt, so I went laughingly, and I took the test
and the doctor said I failed and was on drugs.. which I was'nt... go figure

From then on my life changed drastically forever as I was never believed lol
Should sue that doc now that I think about it

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I can help and piss for ya :P

HAPPYPEEKERS

Cranberry juice cleans your system out.. My friend is a nurse and she swears by it.. she drinks it like crazy a couple of days before her tests..

If you hate cranberry juice like I do...

Water.. lots and lots and lots of water...start 2 days before the test... but you must take vitamins .. it puts color in your urine so it is not just clear water when you test..

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$60 at GNC

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You should do a search on GFY. There was a VERY good thread about this.

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