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DVTimes · 06-28-2006, 05:27 PM

sperm count

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the damned jar open!"

nico-t · 06-28-2006, 05:53 PM

"sperm count"? Is that as important as post count?

BIGTYMER · 06-28-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

"sperm count"? Is that as important as post count?

No, post count is everything. You could always adopt.

madawgz · 06-28-2006, 09:31 PM

didnt see that coming

BT · 06-28-2006, 09:33 PM

haha good one

DVTimes · 07-03-2006, 10:12 AM

and a bump

BoyAlley · 07-03-2006, 10:13 AM

butterflybucks · 07-03-2006, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer

No, post count is everything. You could always adopt.

HAHAHA

$5 submissions · 07-03-2006, 10:16 AM

"Tried with her teeth" hehehehe Nice.

CaptainWolfy · 07-03-2006, 10:24 AM

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MakingCoin_Fatal · 07-03-2006, 10:26 AM

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Ace_luffy · 07-03-2006, 10:31 AM

JD · 07-03-2006, 10:47 AM

The official Sperm count on GFY is almost 9k

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WWC-Pajio · 07-03-2006, 10:49 AM

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gandalfuy · 07-03-2006, 11:04 PM

bump for the nice joke!

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 11:09 PM

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2HousePlague · 07-03-2006, 11:15 PM

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06-28-2006, 05:27 PM	#1
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