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L0rdJuni0r · 06-28-2006, 12:19 PM

Heres a joke my cousin sent to me. I though i would share so hope u guys like....

Little Johnny at it again.....
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving
up?"

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4
and 28 and 44?
"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and
the Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him.
" Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
you took his picture?"

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to
horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs
and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

gimo33 · 06-28-2006, 12:29 PM

lol...good one!

L0rdJuni0r · 06-28-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

lol...good one!

yea, i like the last one... UPS guy feeling up mom.. LOL!

axelcat · 06-28-2006, 01:04 PM

LittleSassy · 06-28-2006, 01:19 PM

smart ass Lil Johnny

madawgz · 06-28-2006, 08:10 PM

funny ...

CamsLord · 06-28-2006, 08:12 PM

lol funny

Spunky · 06-28-2006, 08:52 PM

Har har..funny shit

digga · 06-28-2006, 09:54 PM

very amusing indeed.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-28-2006, 10:02 PM

i wanna meet this little Johnny

gecko · 06-28-2006, 10:40 PM

lol............

Devastation · 06-28-2006, 10:54 PM

not quite lol but close

BT · 06-28-2006, 10:56 PM

good shit my brother how you been? I got caught up last month but looking

into some traffic this week so hit me on icq when you see me riding! Holla

Vitasoy · 06-29-2006, 05:17 AM

heh not bad at all

MakingCoin_Fatal · 06-29-2006, 05:57 AM

hehe! nice joke dude! go johnny bravo??

Pete-KT · 06-29-2006, 06:00 AM

Nice ones

Doctor Dre · 06-29-2006, 06:00 AM

OMG about the UPS guy. What a great way to learn your wife cheats.

butterflybucks · 06-29-2006, 06:01 AM

LOL, good one!

scottybuzz · 06-29-2006, 06:02 AM

hahahahha great stuff

Czech · 06-29-2006, 06:02 AM

An oldie but a goodie

http://www.6-chats-money.com

Adultnet · 06-29-2006, 06:02 AM

lol good joke

BluewireAngie · 06-29-2006, 06:05 AM

lol!!!

xclusive · 06-29-2006, 06:06 AM

lol thats a good one

L0rdJuni0r · 07-01-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BT

good shit my brother how you been? I got caught up last month but looking

into some traffic this week so hit me on icq when you see me riding! Holla

For sure... i'll hit you up homie!!

MsWild · 07-02-2006, 03:04 AM

lol...great one

2HousePlague · 07-02-2006, 03:05 AM

lmfao.

2hp

bvds · 07-02-2006, 03:08 AM

good one

woj · 07-02-2006, 03:21 AM

Pure Evil · 07-02-2006, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

Little Johnny at it again.....
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"

thats some funny shit

gooddomains · 07-02-2006, 06:14 AM

good joke

L0rdJuni0r · 07-02-2006, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

OMG about the UPS guy. What a great way to learn your wife cheats.

Yea, i have no idea what i'd do.. lol

iWeb_Iya · 07-02-2006, 05:52 PM

BoyAlley · 07-02-2006, 06:20 PM

E$_manager · 07-02-2006, 06:24 PM

the second one was amazing! ha ha!

goldrush · 07-02-2006, 06:31 PM

No disrespect but those jokes suck balls.

L0rdJuni0r · 07-02-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush

No disrespect but those jokes suck balls.

Your one of 34 so im not disrespected or upset at all

06-28-2006, 12:19 PM	#1
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