Heres a joke my cousin sent to me. I though i would share so hope u guys like.... 
Little Johnny at it again.....
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving
up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4
and 28 and 44?
"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and
the Cartoon Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him.
" Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
you took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to
horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs
and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
Little Johnny at it again.....
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving
up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4
and 28 and 44?
"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and
the Cartoon Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him.
" Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
you took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to
horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs
and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
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