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Trixxxia · 06-28-2006, 05:10 AM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he sighed,"...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

Make it a great day, folks!

$5 submissions · 06-28-2006, 05:12 AM

LOL That Joke is GRRRRREEEAT!

Trixxxia · 06-28-2006, 05:15 AM

Here's some Brunette jokes:

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Trixxxia · 06-28-2006, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

LOL That Joke is GRRRRREEEAT!

LMAO Ok Tony the Tiger!!

Violetta · 06-28-2006, 05:20 AM

hahahahaha... thanks!

scottybuzz · 06-28-2006, 05:26 AM

hahahaha good joke thanks

06-28-2006, 05:10 AM	#1
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	EMAIL FUNNY:: Morning chuckle :) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he sighed,"...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. Make it a great day, folks!

06-28-2006, 05:12 AM	#2
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06-28-2006, 05:20 AM	#5
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	hahahahaha... thanks! __________________ M&A Queen

06-28-2006, 05:26 AM	#6
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06-28-2006, 05:15 AM	#3
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Here's some Brunette jokes: Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A. Brown-bagging it. Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it. Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible. Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet? " Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?