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Pete · 05-31-2002, 02:18 PM

When is this fight going to happen? Hell I didnt even realize they were going to fight.

wonder · 05-31-2002, 02:20 PM

june 8

Babaganoosh · 05-31-2002, 02:22 PM

Man I hope Lewis pummels Tyson. Tyson is a fuck. He's a spoiled little boy who needs a spanking and I think Lewis is the man to do it.

Pete · 05-31-2002, 02:23 PM

Damn! Thats my big Top Fuel Drag Racing weekend.

Oh well

Pete · 05-31-2002, 02:25 PM

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Man I hope Lewis pummels Tyson. Tyson is a fuck. He's a spoiled little boy who needs a spanking and I think Lewis is the man to do it.

No doubt. Lewis will give him a good old fashioned ass kicking

Shooter · 05-31-2002, 02:26 PM

Tyson's a dumbass but I'm not too fond of Lewis either.

Hoping for the first simultaneous KO.

Paul Markham · 05-31-2002, 02:39 PM

So long as it's not on when the soccer is on. Hang on I'm stuck in CZ. No chance of seeing it here. But it should be a good fight.

qdtobbe · 05-31-2002, 02:58 PM

bite my ear tyson !

Steve · 05-31-2002, 04:09 PM

it will suck bad if Lewis boxes, like he did against David Tua - BORING. Boring, but smart, as he did not get hit. Can't blame him.

BUT - the big but, here - since I have to shell out cash for a PPV to see this, I want to be entertained, so I hope Lewis treats Tyson the way all bullies need to be treated. Hit him early, hit him hard, hit him often. And throw in some low blows, elbows, and headbutts, too. All the while, talk trash.

Keev · 05-31-2002, 04:11 PM

tastes like chicken

dipshit moron retard · 05-31-2002, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
it will suck bad if Lewis boxes, like he did against David Tua - BORING. Boring, but smart, as he did not get hit. Can't blame him.

BUT - the big but, here - since I have to shell out cash for a PPV to see this, I want to be entertained, so I hope Lewis treats Tyson the way all bullies need to be treated. Hit him early, hit him hard, hit him often. And throw in some low blows, elbows, and headbutts, too. All the while, talk trash.

i know what you're talking about, i bet he will fight EXACTLY the way he did tua, keep him at bay with his 4 foot long monkey arms and never let tyson get close enough to touch him. that fight was so completely boring and gay, tua hit him good like one time and he looked like half his haed was going to rip off, so lewis just meandered around with his arms out being a putz till he get a decision.

[Labret] · 05-31-2002, 05:15 PM

I hope that psychotic motherfucker beats Lewis into a coma.

Naughty · 05-31-2002, 05:25 PM

I started another thread for ppl who wanna gamble on the fight. Anybody interested?

dipshit moron retard · 05-31-2002, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I hope that psychotic motherfucker beats Lewis into a coma.

same

bdld · 05-31-2002, 05:32 PM

im not too sure who i want to win, but whoever wins, i hope its a good asskicking

Steve · 05-31-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by bdld
im not too sure who i want to win, but whoever wins, i hope its a good asskicking

I don't really like either of these guys. But a Tyson fight is now like a car wreck on the Interstate, you just have to look.

dmr
Holyfield put this idea (Lewis/Tua) in my head. He said that the way to beat Tyso is how he (and Douglas) did it - do unto him before he does unto you. But Holyfiled said he did not think Lewis could fight like that. So I figure he either uses his reach, or gets his head taken off with an uppercut.

I think the winner fights Holyfield. That is really the only name out there right now (and I bet they both think he's shot enough to be a "safe" fight)

Machine · 05-31-2002, 06:20 PM

Lewis CANT fight Tyson like he did Tua, because Tyson doesnt fight like Tua, hes just built like him.

Tyson will jump on Lewis and stay on him till he either knocks him out, or gets knocked out.

Ive already got money on Mike.

Pete · 05-31-2002, 06:22 PM

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Lewis CANT fight Tyson like he did Tua, because Tyson doesnt fight like Tua, hes just built like him.

Tyson will jump on Lewis and stay on him till he either knocks him out, or gets knocked out.

Ive already got money on Mike.

Nope, it'll be Lewis that wins this one. I dont have any money on it yet but probably will shortly. Tyson cant fight anymore.

Steve · 05-31-2002, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
Tyson cant fight anymore.

well, he's a shadow of his former self, but he can still punch like a mofo. Add Lewis having a suspect chin, stir in some wild WWF bullshit, and you have the PPV. Unless Mike self-destructs before the fight comes off.

Mr.Fiction · 05-31-2002, 07:39 PM

Tyson needs to win the fight in the early rounds or he probably won't be able to win at all. If Tyson is in the shape he's been in lately, he'll be dead tired by the 5th round and Lewis should be able to punish his ass. However, if Mike comes out swinging like a mad man in round one, he has a decent chance of knocking Lewis out in the first few rounds.

Imagine if Tyson won, he'd be the champ again. What a nightmare for boxing.

Ambergirl · 05-31-2002, 07:54 PM

Last I saw, the spread on the fight is 7 rounds on the Under...that's my bet! IF Lewis doesn't get nailed by psycho-Tyson within the first 6, he'll flip and most likely try to bite a finger off or something. Tyson is an animal; and just like Steve said, you can't help but look at a car wreck...or road-kill for that matter. ;)

Either way, it's gonna be an entertaining fight and I for one would love to see Tyson get his ass kicked from here to Sunday!

meRx · 05-31-2002, 11:21 PM

I'd like to see Lewis hand Tyson his ass. Just hope that Lewis doenst get caught by mikes naughty left uppercut , cus he'll go down like a crackwhore in need.
Or maybe mike will bite his nipple off or something.

SilverSiR · 05-31-2002, 11:25 PM

zzzz Heavyweight matches are so boring.

Madball · 06-01-2002, 12:42 AM

I'm just PRAYING Mike has finally got his shit together and rids us of this boring idiot Lewis.

What kinda boxer is Lewis? They interview him about heavyweight boxing while he is sitting over a board playing chess?! WTF!

Tyson is the real thing. A beast. An animal. A modern day gladiator. Back in ancient rome they had gladiators fight eachother, now we have Tyson. Why do you guys thing this PPV is priced at 54.95? Because Lewis is fighting? ROFL. Nobody is paying to see that boring fool.

I fear Lewis will win, but I hope God gives Tyson the strength and power to knock him out and kill this idiot inside the ring.

bhutocracy · 06-01-2002, 12:44 AM

as i've said in earlier threads, im with steve and DMR.. i don't care how much differently Tyson fights the Tua, he's going to get the same treatment.. if Tyson has to jump to hit lewis like Tua did then good fucking luck.. I think Tua would wipe the floor with Tyson in his current semi has-been state.. Tyson will need INCREDIBLE luck if Lewis does a re-run of the Tua fight.. which i did PPV for, and felt absolutely rorted for forking out for half an hour of boredom and frustration at Tua succumbing to reach rather than skill. But if lewis slips up he might get lucky.. knock his head off..

Ambergirl · 06-01-2002, 12:46 AM

SilverSiR, Lewis is typically a boring fighter indeed; he's all technique...but, it'll be interesting to see what happens in the ring with Tyson.

I'm not a Tyson fan for sure, I Always route for the other guy.

Pathfinder · 06-01-2002, 05:20 AM

I predict a Lewis win. Tyson still has punching power, so if he gets a solid shot, he still could win, but this can be said about any heavy weight.

Milton · 06-01-2002, 06:44 AM

tysoon

drunkmonkey · 06-01-2002, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by Pete
When is this fight going to happen? Hell I didnt even realize they were going to fight.

FREEZE! Now, step away from the computer. Breath. Look around. Find a window or, preferably, a door. Go outside and join the land of reality for a few minutes. It will help. Trust me, I did it two years ago and almost got laid

SCOOTER · 06-01-2002, 07:11 AM

If Don KING has his foot in the game ............... Mike will win! and then for the rematch lewis will !

its all about the $$$

05-31-2002, 02:18 PM	#1
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	Tyson vs Lewis When is this fight going to happen? Hell I didnt even realize they were going to fight. __________________ Evoke Electronics

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Man I hope Lewis pummels Tyson. Tyson is a fuck. He's a spoiled little boy who needs a spanking and I think Lewis is the man to do it. __________________ I like pie.

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Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	So long as it's not on when the soccer is on. Hang on I'm stuck in CZ. No chance of seeing it here. But it should be a good fight. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

05-31-2002, 02:26 PM	#6
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Tyson's a dumbass but I'm not too fond of Lewis either. Hoping for the first simultaneous KO.

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	it will suck bad if Lewis boxes, like he did against David Tua - BORING. Boring, but smart, as he did not get hit. Can't blame him. BUT - the big but, here - since I have to shell out cash for a PPV to see this, I want to be entertained, so I hope Lewis treats Tyson the way all bullies need to be treated. Hit him early, hit him hard, hit him often. And throw in some low blows, elbows, and headbutts, too. All the while, talk trash.

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Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	tastes like chicken __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

05-31-2002, 05:15 PM	#12
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I hope that psychotic motherfucker beats Lewis into a coma.

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Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	I started another thread for ppl who wanna gamble on the fight. Anybody interested?

05-31-2002, 05:32 PM	#15
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	im not too sure who i want to win, but whoever wins, i hope its a good asskicking

05-31-2002, 06:20 PM	#17
Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	Lewis CANT fight Tyson like he did Tua, because Tyson doesnt fight like Tua, hes just built like him. Tyson will jump on Lewis and stay on him till he either knocks him out, or gets knocked out. Ive already got money on Mike. __________________ Webmastercommerce.com AAC - Adult Amateur Content (coming soon)

05-31-2002, 07:39 PM	#20
Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Tyson needs to win the fight in the early rounds or he probably won't be able to win at all. If Tyson is in the shape he's been in lately, he'll be dead tired by the 5th round and Lewis should be able to punish his ass. However, if Mike comes out swinging like a mad man in round one, he has a decent chance of knocking Lewis out in the first few rounds. Imagine if Tyson won, he'd be the champ again. What a nightmare for boxing.

05-31-2002, 07:54 PM	#21
Ambergirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: East Coast Baby Posts: 1,269	Last I saw, the spread on the fight is 7 rounds on the Under...that's my bet! IF Lewis doesn't get nailed by psycho-Tyson within the first 6, he'll flip and most likely try to bite a finger off or something. Tyson is an animal; and just like Steve said, you can't help but look at a car wreck...or road-kill for that matter. ;) Either way, it's gonna be an entertaining fight and I for one would love to see Tyson get his ass kicked from here to Sunday! __________________ Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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meRx Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Oahu , Hawaii Posts: 362	I'd like to see Lewis hand Tyson his ass. Just hope that Lewis doenst get caught by mikes naughty left uppercut , cus he'll go down like a crackwhore in need. Or maybe mike will bite his nipple off or something. __________________ <a href="http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=merxxx"><font size="2">FreeZineBucks</font></a> <font size="2"> EASY MONEY! Earn $1.00/email address! NO DEDUCTIONS!</font> <a href="http://www.contentlotto.com/index.php?account=merx"><font size="2">ContentLotto</font></a> <font size="2"> Win Free Content , Hosting , Traffic , Site Designs & more! Why pay?</font>

05-31-2002, 11:25 PM	#23
SilverSiR Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 37	zzzz Heavyweight matches are so boring.

06-01-2002, 12:42 AM	#24
Madball Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 748	I'm just PRAYING Mike has finally got his shit together and rids us of this boring idiot Lewis. What kinda boxer is Lewis? They interview him about heavyweight boxing while he is sitting over a board playing chess?! WTF! Tyson is the real thing. A beast. An animal. A modern day gladiator. Back in ancient rome they had gladiators fight eachother, now we have Tyson. Why do you guys thing this PPV is priced at 54.95? Because Lewis is fighting? ROFL. Nobody is paying to see that boring fool. I fear Lewis will win, but I hope God gives Tyson the strength and power to knock him out and kill this idiot inside the ring.

06-01-2002, 12:44 AM	#25
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	as i've said in earlier threads, im with steve and DMR.. i don't care how much differently Tyson fights the Tua, he's going to get the same treatment.. if Tyson has to jump to hit lewis like Tua did then good fucking luck.. I think Tua would wipe the floor with Tyson in his current semi has-been state.. Tyson will need INCREDIBLE luck if Lewis does a re-run of the Tua fight.. which i did PPV for, and felt absolutely rorted for forking out for half an hour of boredom and frustration at Tua succumbing to reach rather than skill. But if lewis slips up he might get lucky.. knock his head off..

06-01-2002, 12:46 AM	#26
Ambergirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: East Coast Baby Posts: 1,269	SilverSiR, Lewis is typically a boring fighter indeed; he's all technique...but, it'll be interesting to see what happens in the ring with Tyson. I'm not a Tyson fan for sure, I Always route for the other guy.

06-01-2002, 05:20 AM	#27
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	I predict a Lewis win. Tyson still has punching power, so if he gets a solid shot, he still could win, but this can be said about any heavy weight.

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Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	tysoon

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SCOOTER Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,010	If Don KING has his foot in the game ............... Mike will win! and then for the rematch lewis will ! its all about the $$$