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Pete 05-31-2002 02:18 PM

Tyson vs Lewis
 
When is this fight going to happen? Hell I didnt even realize they were going to fight.

wonder 05-31-2002 02:20 PM

june 8

Babaganoosh 05-31-2002 02:22 PM

Man I hope Lewis pummels Tyson. Tyson is a fuck. He's a spoiled little boy who needs a spanking and I think Lewis is the man to do it.

Pete 05-31-2002 02:23 PM

Damn! Thats my big Top Fuel Drag Racing weekend.

Oh well

Pete 05-31-2002 02:25 PM

Quote:

Man I hope Lewis pummels Tyson. Tyson is a fuck. He's a spoiled little boy who needs a spanking and I think Lewis is the man to do it.

No doubt. Lewis will give him a good old fashioned ass kicking

Shooter 05-31-2002 02:26 PM

Tyson's a dumbass but I'm not too fond of Lewis either.

Hoping for the first simultaneous KO.

Paul Markham 05-31-2002 02:39 PM

So long as it's not on when the soccer is on. Hang on I'm stuck in CZ. No chance of seeing it here. But it should be a good fight.

qdtobbe 05-31-2002 02:58 PM

bite my ear tyson !

Steve 05-31-2002 04:09 PM

it will suck bad if Lewis boxes, like he did against David Tua - BORING. Boring, but smart, as he did not get hit. Can't blame him.

BUT - the big but, here - since I have to shell out cash for a PPV to see this, I want to be entertained, so I hope Lewis treats Tyson the way all bullies need to be treated. Hit him early, hit him hard, hit him often. And throw in some low blows, elbows, and headbutts, too. All the while, talk trash.

Keev 05-31-2002 04:11 PM

tastes like chicken

dipshit moron retard 05-31-2002 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
it will suck bad if Lewis boxes, like he did against David Tua - BORING. Boring, but smart, as he did not get hit. Can't blame him.

BUT - the big but, here - since I have to shell out cash for a PPV to see this, I want to be entertained, so I hope Lewis treats Tyson the way all bullies need to be treated. Hit him early, hit him hard, hit him often. And throw in some low blows, elbows, and headbutts, too. All the while, talk trash.

i know what you're talking about, i bet he will fight EXACTLY the way he did tua, keep him at bay with his 4 foot long monkey arms and never let tyson get close enough to touch him. that fight was so completely boring and gay, tua hit him good like one time and he looked like half his haed was going to rip off, so lewis just meandered around with his arms out being a putz till he get a decision.

[Labret] 05-31-2002 05:15 PM

I hope that psychotic motherfucker beats Lewis into a coma.

Naughty 05-31-2002 05:25 PM

I started another thread for ppl who wanna gamble on the fight. Anybody interested?

dipshit moron retard 05-31-2002 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I hope that psychotic motherfucker beats Lewis into a coma.
same

bdld 05-31-2002 05:32 PM

im not too sure who i want to win, but whoever wins, i hope its a good asskicking

Steve 05-31-2002 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by bdld
im not too sure who i want to win, but whoever wins, i hope its a good asskicking
I don't really like either of these guys. But a Tyson fight is now like a car wreck on the Interstate, you just have to look.

dmr
Holyfield put this idea (Lewis/Tua) in my head. He said that the way to beat Tyso is how he (and Douglas) did it - do unto him before he does unto you. But Holyfiled said he did not think Lewis could fight like that. So I figure he either uses his reach, or gets his head taken off with an uppercut.

I think the winner fights Holyfield. That is really the only name out there right now (and I bet they both think he's shot enough to be a "safe" fight)

Machine 05-31-2002 06:20 PM

Lewis CANT fight Tyson like he did Tua, because Tyson doesnt fight like Tua, hes just built like him.

Tyson will jump on Lewis and stay on him till he either knocks him out, or gets knocked out.

Ive already got money on Mike.

Pete 05-31-2002 06:22 PM

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Lewis CANT fight Tyson like he did Tua, because Tyson doesnt fight like Tua, hes just built like him.

Tyson will jump on Lewis and stay on him till he either knocks him out, or gets knocked out.

Ive already got money on Mike.

Nope, it'll be Lewis that wins this one. I dont have any money on it yet but probably will shortly. Tyson cant fight anymore.

Steve 05-31-2002 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
Tyson cant fight anymore.
well, he's a shadow of his former self, but he can still punch like a mofo. Add Lewis having a suspect chin, stir in some wild WWF bullshit, and you have the PPV. Unless Mike self-destructs before the fight comes off.

Mr.Fiction 05-31-2002 07:39 PM

Tyson needs to win the fight in the early rounds or he probably won't be able to win at all. If Tyson is in the shape he's been in lately, he'll be dead tired by the 5th round and Lewis should be able to punish his ass. However, if Mike comes out swinging like a mad man in round one, he has a decent chance of knocking Lewis out in the first few rounds.

Imagine if Tyson won, he'd be the champ again. What a nightmare for boxing.

Ambergirl 05-31-2002 07:54 PM

Last I saw, the spread on the fight is 7 rounds on the Under...that's my bet! IF Lewis doesn't get nailed by psycho-Tyson within the first 6, he'll flip and most likely try to bite a finger off or something. Tyson is an animal; and just like Steve said, you can't help but look at a car wreck...or road-kill for that matter. ;)

Either way, it's gonna be an entertaining fight and I for one would love to see Tyson get his ass kicked from here to Sunday!

meRx 05-31-2002 11:21 PM

I'd like to see Lewis hand Tyson his ass. Just hope that Lewis doenst get caught by mikes naughty left uppercut , cus he'll go down like a crackwhore in need.
Or maybe mike will bite his nipple off or something.

SilverSiR 05-31-2002 11:25 PM

zzzz Heavyweight matches are so boring.

Madball 06-01-2002 12:42 AM

I'm just PRAYING Mike has finally got his shit together and rids us of this boring idiot Lewis.

What kinda boxer is Lewis? They interview him about heavyweight boxing while he is sitting over a board playing chess?! WTF!

Tyson is the real thing. A beast. An animal. A modern day gladiator. Back in ancient rome they had gladiators fight eachother, now we have Tyson. Why do you guys thing this PPV is priced at 54.95? Because Lewis is fighting? ROFL. Nobody is paying to see that boring fool.

I fear Lewis will win, but I hope God gives Tyson the strength and power to knock him out and kill this idiot inside the ring.

bhutocracy 06-01-2002 12:44 AM

as i've said in earlier threads, im with steve and DMR.. i don't care how much differently Tyson fights the Tua, he's going to get the same treatment.. if Tyson has to jump to hit lewis like Tua did then good fucking luck.. I think Tua would wipe the floor with Tyson in his current semi has-been state.. Tyson will need INCREDIBLE luck if Lewis does a re-run of the Tua fight.. which i did PPV for, and felt absolutely rorted for forking out for half an hour of boredom and frustration at Tua succumbing to reach rather than skill. But if lewis slips up he might get lucky.. knock his head off..

Ambergirl 06-01-2002 12:46 AM

SilverSiR, Lewis is typically a boring fighter indeed; he's all technique...but, it'll be interesting to see what happens in the ring with Tyson.

I'm not a Tyson fan for sure, I Always route for the other guy. :winkwink:

Pathfinder 06-01-2002 05:20 AM

I predict a Lewis win. Tyson still has punching power, so if he gets a solid shot, he still could win, but this can be said about any heavy weight.

Milton 06-01-2002 06:44 AM

tysoon

drunkmonkey 06-01-2002 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by Pete
When is this fight going to happen? Hell I didnt even realize they were going to fight.
FREEZE! Now, step away from the computer. Breath. Look around. Find a window or, preferably, a door. Go outside and join the land of reality for a few minutes. It will help. Trust me, I did it two years ago and almost got laid :)

SCOOTER 06-01-2002 07:11 AM

If Don KING has his foot in the game ............... Mike will win! and then for the rematch lewis will ! :thumbsup its all about the $$$


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