Do this in Mexico.... - GoFuckYourself.com

CamJack · 06-27-2006, 06:43 AM

I got this funny email forward, thought I would share:

TRY THIS IN MEXICO:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into
Mexico and take up residence.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free
medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual
nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and
driver license exams be made available to you in English.

Even though you cannot support your family, procreate
abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children
receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense.

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your
car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other
legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far
to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English
to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
correctness trump common sense.

If you agree with this email, pass it on. Forward this email
to your friends and family.

gooddomains · 06-27-2006, 06:50 AM

haahahaha, funny stuff

SilentKnight · 06-27-2006, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
correctness trump common sense.

Sad but true stuff.

Only one error - it happens in Canada, too.

DutchTeenCash · 06-27-2006, 07:50 AM

Happens everywhere

scottybuzz · 06-27-2006, 08:02 AM

yes mexico is democratic :|

Adultnet · 06-27-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

Happens everywhere

yep does happen

escorpio · 06-27-2006, 08:36 AM

So fucking stupid I don't know where to start.

RyuLion · 06-27-2006, 08:38 AM

Funny but true..

Thank goodness for $20 to save yourself from a DUI in Mexico City..

Dagwolf · 06-27-2006, 08:41 AM

There are mexican families who have been living in the southern U.S. longer than any "americans". Texas and California were once part of Mexico, remember.

06-27-2006, 06:43 AM	#1
CamJack Old School Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NY Posts: 1,334	Do this in Mexico.... I got this funny email forward, thought I would share: TRY THIS IN MEXICO: Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into Mexico and take up residence. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and driver license exams be made available to you in English. Even though you cannot support your family, procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense. Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system. Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico. Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English to all its officers. Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political correctness trump common sense. If you agree with this email, pass it on. Forward this email to your friends and family. __________________ Skype: promote.promote [email protected]

06-27-2006, 07:50 AM	#4
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06-27-2006, 08:02 AM	#5
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	yes mexico is democratic :\| __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

06-27-2006, 08:36 AM	#7
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,179	So fucking stupid I don't know where to start. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

06-27-2006, 08:38 AM	#8
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,273	Funny but true.. Thank goodness for $20 to save yourself from a DUI in Mexico City.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

06-27-2006, 06:50 AM	#2
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	haahahaha, funny stuff

06-27-2006, 08:41 AM	#9
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	There are mexican families who have been living in the southern U.S. longer than any "americans". Texas and California were once part of Mexico, remember. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.