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CamJack 06-27-2006 06:43 AM

Do this in Mexico....
 
I got this funny email forward, thought I would share:

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TRY THIS IN MEXICO:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into
Mexico and take up residence.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free
medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual
nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and
driver license exams be made available to you in English.

Even though you cannot support your family, procreate
abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children
receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense.

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your
car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other
legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far
to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English
to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
correctness trump common sense.

If you agree with this email, pass it on. Forward this email
to your friends and family.

gooddomains 06-27-2006 06:50 AM

haahahaha, funny stuff

SilentKnight 06-27-2006 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA
Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
correctness trump common sense.

Sad but true stuff.

Only one error - it happens in Canada, too. :(

DutchTeenCash 06-27-2006 07:50 AM

Happens everywhere

scottybuzz 06-27-2006 08:02 AM

yes mexico is democratic :|

Adultnet 06-27-2006 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
Happens everywhere

yep does happen :upsidedow

escorpio 06-27-2006 08:36 AM

So fucking stupid I don't know where to start.

RyuLion 06-27-2006 08:38 AM

Funny but true..:Oh crap
Thank goodness for $20 to save yourself from a DUI in Mexico City..:thumbsup

Dagwolf 06-27-2006 08:41 AM

There are mexican families who have been living in the southern U.S. longer than any "americans". Texas and California were once part of Mexico, remember.


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