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Do this in Mexico....
I got this funny email forward, thought I would share:
http://www.scam.com/crap/taco.jpg TRY THIS IN MEXICO: Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into Mexico and take up residence. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and driver license exams be made available to you in English. Even though you cannot support your family, procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense. Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system. Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico. Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English to all its officers. Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political correctness trump common sense. If you agree with this email, pass it on. Forward this email to your friends and family. |
haahahaha, funny stuff
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Only one error - it happens in Canada, too. :( |
Happens everywhere
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yes mexico is democratic :|
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So fucking stupid I don't know where to start.
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Funny but true..:Oh crap
Thank goodness for $20 to save yourself from a DUI in Mexico City..:thumbsup |
There are mexican families who have been living in the southern U.S. longer than any "americans". Texas and California were once part of Mexico, remember.
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