How do you tell if your dog is drunk? - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2006, 01:51 PM

My flatmate put his can of hard cider on the coffee table and walked away for a minute. I hear a noise and look over and one of my puppies has stood up on her legs to try to reach the can and knocked it over. I ran to get a towel and when I got back both of the puppies were sucking up the booze from the carpet. I had to get the spillage that was near a laptop first so I couldn't go straight to the carpet.

They are rather energetic at the moment but they can get that way anyway on a hot day when the sun finally goes in and cools things off.

I've never had to watch for a drunk dog before..how do you tell?

Deputy Chief Command · 06-23-2006, 01:52 PM

dont drink and have puppies ?

Phoenix · 06-23-2006, 01:52 PM

when they start trotting like ahorse and walking sideways

no joke...they do it when they are drunk

moviepost dot net · 06-23-2006, 01:53 PM

When you scare them, and they shit uncontrollably.... know this from experience.

Also when they go down a hallway and bounce off the walls.

spasmo · 06-23-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

when they start trotting like ahorse and walking sideways

Second that. I had a dog that would do that very thing after drinking some beer.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by moviepost dot net

Also when they go down a hallway and bounce off the walls.

I have a five month old spaniel puppy. She does that anyway.

Gabriel · 06-23-2006, 02:00 PM

Sleep, my dog tends to sleep in places, and in positions she normally wouldn't.

Sosa · 06-23-2006, 02:01 PM

lol no idea. Our little guy hasn't had alcohol.

TiffanyHush · 06-23-2006, 02:07 PM

if he starts smoking a cig, you know he's drunk!!

Sir Basil · 06-23-2006, 02:08 PM

Fling the beast at a wall and observe if it sticks.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Fling the beast at a wall and observe if it sticks.

you must be new to the board or you would know being thought to swinging any animal is asking for trouble

blazi · 06-23-2006, 02:17 PM

lol, I have never seen a drunk dog before but I bet it's funny!

Jarmusch · 06-23-2006, 02:21 PM

Get them on a 12 step program. :D

Tdog · 06-23-2006, 02:24 PM

If they start to sing then they are drunk

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2006, 02:24 PM

well, my pug is now barking nonstop at a blank wall.

Jarmusch · 06-23-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

well, my pug is now barking nonstop at a blank wall.

Looks like you have a ghost in your house.

2HousePlague · 06-23-2006, 02:37 PM

When you ask him "Are you drunk?"

And he answers "Fo shizzle, my Mizzle"

That is a sure sign.

2hp

giftedtwisted · 06-23-2006, 02:37 PM

if your cat is pregnant and the girlfriends peanut butter is all gone then you know he's got a serious drinking problem.

fuckedsilly · 06-23-2006, 02:53 PM

They start sneezing. A mates dog drinks beer from the glass and then has a sneezing attack, its funny as hell...

Sarah_Jayne · 06-24-2006, 07:37 AM

only a few signs of hangovers this morning

czarina · 06-24-2006, 07:39 AM

they walk sideways. It happened to a puppy in my house when I was a little girl. He was sick with something and my grandma was told to give him liquour as a remedy. Well, the puppy got very drunk, and it was hysterical to watch him.

LittleSassy · 06-24-2006, 09:52 AM

they get really hyper and walks sideways...

he-fox · 06-24-2006, 09:54 AM

madawgz · 06-24-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

dont drink and have puppies ?

good motto

gooddomains · 06-24-2006, 11:39 AM

drunk dogs are no fun, they can puke all over the place

Elli · 06-24-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fuckedsilly

They start sneezing. A mates dog drinks beer from the glass and then has a sneezing attack, its funny as hell...

That could be from the bubbles. When I was a kid I would feed our cocker spaniel pop, and she would sneeze and sneeze from the carbonation.

pussyluver · 06-24-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by he-fox

One thing about Cuervo, He'll only get drunk on that shit once. The hangover hurts so bad.

Nice pic, looks like he's had some already.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-24-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by he-fox

Oh man it is like looking at an older, drunker version of my pug. She was a mean drunk btw..kept head butting the other puppy.

Spunky · 06-24-2006, 11:59 AM

Lol..that pug is priceless

jono · 06-24-2006, 12:04 PM

I think they just sleep. Make sure they've got plenty of water when they wake. They can de-hydrate.

iWeb_Iya · 06-26-2006, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains

drunk dogs are no fun, they can puke all over the place

yikesssssss

Bdiddy · 06-26-2006, 01:27 AM

That dog is messed up in that pic

Antonio · 06-26-2006, 02:57 AM

when they start singing Verdi then you know

06-23-2006, 01:51 PM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	How do you tell if your dog is drunk? My flatmate put his can of hard cider on the coffee table and walked away for a minute. I hear a noise and look over and one of my puppies has stood up on her legs to try to reach the can and knocked it over. I ran to get a towel and when I got back both of the puppies were sucking up the booze from the carpet. I had to get the spillage that was near a laptop first so I couldn't go straight to the carpet. They are rather energetic at the moment but they can get that way anyway on a hot day when the sun finally goes in and cools things off. I've never had to watch for a drunk dog before..how do you tell?

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