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Old 06-26-2006, 10:25 AM   #1
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Most women go Poop when giving birth

Ask any nurse or Dr., and they will tell you that women usually squeeze out some shit during the birthing process.


And in the case of jimthefiend, the doctor picked up the wrong piece of shit after birth.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:35 AM   #2
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:35 AM   #3
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I'd shit it
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:37 AM   #4
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Ask any nurse or Dr., and they will tell you that women usually squeeze out some shit during the birthing process.

And in the case of jimthefiend, the doctor picked up the wrong piece of shit after birth.
OMG ok that was funnay......
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:39 AM   #5
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My grandmother and older aunts told me that back in the day, the first thing the hospital did when you checked in to have a baby was give you an enema. I was born in the 70s and my mom said they had pretty much stopped it by then, but she knew some women her age who still got one.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:42 AM   #6
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Childbirth is fucking disgusting.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:43 AM   #7
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Its true Ive seen it happen.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:48 AM   #8
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Watching your child being born is not a pretty sight - and at the same time, there is *no* better sight in the world!
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:49 AM   #9
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DarkJedi posted about this already 1 year ago ;)
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:52 AM   #10
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DarkJedi posted about this already 1 year ago ;)
That's funnnier !!
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:55 AM   #11
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That's why they require you to come in the hospital (as soon as possible)once you feel the first contraction so they can give you enema before the delivery begins. Or not to eat heavy meal if you know that it's your due date already.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:59 AM   #12
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That's hawt.

A natural way to cushion the baby's head.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:59 AM   #13
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Childbirth is fucking disgusting.
Wait 'til you figure out what amniotic fluid is...
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:01 AM   #14
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Old news?
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:20 AM   #15
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That's hawt.

A natural way to cushion the baby's head.

shit...i just spilled out my food
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:21 AM   #16
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Ask any nurse or Dr., and they will tell you that women usually squeeze out some shit during the birthing process.


And in the case of jimthefiend, the doctor picked up the wrong piece of shit after birth.
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:23 AM   #17
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:30 AM   #19
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Thread of the day right here.
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:32 AM   #20
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An interesting tid-bit to brighten my day!
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:42 AM   #21
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most women in the world live in 3rd world countries. I can think of worse things happening during child birth than squeezing out a turd.
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:45 AM   #22
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I could live without this information.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:08 PM   #23
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its true, luckily it didn't happen with my wife.
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