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Join Date: May 2001
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Most women go Poop when giving birth
Ask any nurse or Dr., and they will tell you that women usually squeeze out some shit during the birthing process.
And in the case of jimthefiend, the doctor picked up the wrong piece of shit after birth. |
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I'd shit it
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So Fucking Gay
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My grandmother and older aunts told me that back in the day, the first thing the hospital did when you checked in to have a baby was give you an enema. I was born in the 70s and my mom said they had pretty much stopped it by then, but she knew some women her age who still got one.
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Childbirth is fucking disgusting.
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Doin fine
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Its true Ive seen it happen.
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Watching your child being born is not a pretty sight - and at the same time, there is *no* better sight in the world!
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DarkJedi posted about this already 1 year ago ;)
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That's why they require you to come in the hospital (as soon as possible)once you feel the first contraction so they can give you enema before the delivery begins. Or not to eat heavy meal if you know that it's your due date already.
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That's hawt.
A natural way to cushion the baby's head. |
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Old news?
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I AM WEB 2.0
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mmm yeah!
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Thread of the day right here.
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An interesting tid-bit to brighten my day!
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most women in the world live in 3rd world countries. I can think of worse things happening during child birth than squeezing out a turd.
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I could live without this information.
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#23 |
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its true, luckily it didn't happen with my wife.
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