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Old 06-24-2006, 03:20 PM   #1
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stupid 19 y/o myspace slut wants me to meet her mom before i take her out

this myspace slut is saying i have to meet er mom before i take her out now.. the bitch is 19.. should i cut this bitch lose or should i continue to conquer her pussy?
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:21 PM   #2
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:21 PM   #3
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:22 PM   #4
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:22 PM   #5
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ehh they look B cup to me.. she promised a flippin BJ tonight, the mom thing is freaking me out.
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:23 PM   #6
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show us the pics then we'll decide
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:23 PM   #7
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haha meet her mom, only gonna take like 15 minutes
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:24 PM   #8
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What if she wants you to meet her mom so you can have a threesome?

Food for thought.
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:24 PM   #9
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:24 PM   #10
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:24 PM   #11
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show us the pics then we'll decide
i wont post her pics, thats not cool..
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:25 PM   #12
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haha meet her mom, only gonna take like 15 minutes
wtf bro, she's 19.. cut the fuckin cord. i can only imagine after i conquer her puss, her mom might track me down..
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:26 PM   #13
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:29 PM   #14
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i would go ahead, but i am in my upper 20's

ask her why she wants u to meet her mom
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:29 PM   #15
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Happened to me once. Moms was cool.





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Old 06-24-2006, 03:31 PM   #16
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lol early 20's... i got a feeling shes arguing w her mom now.. this is lame.. im just gonna goto Atlantic City
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:32 PM   #17
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this is a hookup not a fuckin tea party@#$$@#$@#!#@$
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:36 PM   #18
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:40 PM   #19
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hit them both then drive to atlantic city...
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:41 PM   #20
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They were Dutch.



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Old 06-24-2006, 03:42 PM   #21
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do her mom as well
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:42 PM   #22
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LMAO! Sack her off dude.
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:42 PM   #23
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wtf bro.. her mom is dutch too.. is this some kind of dutch shit?
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:44 PM   #24
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wtf bro.. her mom is dutch too.. is this some kind of dutch shit?
Yeah, they're both Dutch. Ik houd van de Nederlanders.



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Old 06-24-2006, 03:49 PM   #25
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ahhh her mom wants to meet cuz she saw on TV that some girl was killed in Brooklyn, suspect met her off Myspace.. now her mom is concerned.. her mom is seriously cock blocking me

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Old 06-24-2006, 03:51 PM   #26
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:55 PM   #27
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:57 PM   #28
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motherfucker its 2006. theres more pussy on there then all dating sites combined.
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:01 PM   #29
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wtf bro.. her mom is dutch too.. is this some kind of dutch shit?
So.. back to stage one - according to you, this girl is stupid, a slut and a bitch.

You don't like meeting people (her mom) who may eventually resort to that old Dutch custom and get her clogs out and grind your balls between them till they are mush.

After that dad takes over and mixes your mushy balls with water and sprays his yard - makes good organic fertiliser.

Don't ya just love the Dutch and their quaint ways?



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maybe you can get a blowjob from the moms too.
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:04 PM   #31
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wassup punk ass aflex, i thought you left the industry?
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That is one of those old dating scams, cant believe its happening on myspace. Prepare to go inside and be robbed blind!
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this myspace slut is saying i have to meet er mom before i take her out now.. the bitch is 19.. should i cut this bitch lose or should i continue to conquer her pussy?
She's too good for you.
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:10 PM   #34
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I say Mum is highly SENSIBLE! If it was my daughter and the man refused to meet her in sensible circumstances like that then I'd go through hell and high water to make sure she didn't meet him at all. That you even think it's a bad idea shows a lack of care and responsibility for the girl's wellbeing (even if it is just a lay) The girl is only a stupid slut if she goes to meet you without some kind of safety net like you meeting her mum first.
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that old Dutch custom and get her clogs out and grind your balls between them till they are mush.
lol youre funny
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oh and Ive never ever had to meet mom first in Holland
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Ahahahaha Just what I was thinking. Her "mom" is named Vinny and has a baseball bat waiting for you.
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Um she has a profile on MySpace. I'm sure with PICS. I think any expectation of privacy is gone. How about a link to the MySpace profile?
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tell the slut to meet at a Starbucks or a Motel...
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oh and Ive never ever had to meet mom first in Holland
We were all in Sharm el Sheikh. They were traveling alone.



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should i cut this bitch lose
Ok, seriously... it's one thing to constantly say "looser" instead of "loser".... but do we really need people to be saying "lose" when they're supposed to say "loose" as well???
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yo we needdddddddddd pics............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Judging from this post, you obviously don't have much respect for women...is there any reason why you automatically assume she's a slut? Just because she's on Myspace or that she's just 19??Not all 19 year olds are "young , dumb, and full of cum" LOL!..or maybe...
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Ok, seriously... it's one thing to constantly say "looser" instead of "loser".... but do we really need people to be saying "lose" when they're supposed to say "loose" as well???
Thank you! That has to be one of my biggest pet peeves when people mix those two up. Sheesh
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I say pass on her...not for you...but for her. She sounds like she has a head on her shoulders and a family that is concerned for her welfare. You think women are just a vessel for your cock, so do all the females a favor and use your fleshlight instead
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