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aflex 06-24-2006 03:20 PM

stupid 19 y/o myspace slut wants me to meet her mom before i take her out
 
this myspace slut is saying i have to meet er mom before i take her out now.. the bitch is 19.. should i cut this bitch lose or should i continue to conquer her pussy? :helpme

Juicy D. Links 06-24-2006 03:21 PM

how big are her tits?

hova 06-24-2006 03:21 PM

pics please

BoyAlley 06-24-2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
how big are her tits?

Juicy always knows what the important questions in life are :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aflex 06-24-2006 03:22 PM

ehh they look B cup to me.. she promised a flippin BJ tonight, the mom thing is freaking me out.

Madcatz 06-24-2006 03:23 PM

show us the pics then we'll decide

tical 06-24-2006 03:23 PM

haha meet her mom, only gonna take like 15 minutes

Quagmire 06-24-2006 03:24 PM

What if she wants you to meet her mom so you can have a threesome?

Food for thought. :thumbsup

BobG 06-24-2006 03:24 PM

send us her myspace link

FLAiR 06-24-2006 03:24 PM

thread is useless without pics ;)

aflex 06-24-2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madcatz
show us the pics then we'll decide

i wont post her pics, thats not cool..

aflex 06-24-2006 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
haha meet her mom, only gonna take like 15 minutes

wtf bro, she's 19.. cut the fuckin cord. i can only imagine after i conquer her puss, her mom might track me down..

ChargebackJoe 06-24-2006 03:26 PM

Not if you are over 50

fuzzylogic 06-24-2006 03:29 PM

i would go ahead, but i am in my upper 20's

ask her why she wants u to meet her mom

2HousePlague 06-24-2006 03:29 PM

Happened to me once. Moms was cool.

http://pornacre.com/images/images/1148.gif



2hp

aflex 06-24-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChargebackJoe
Not if you are over 50

lol early 20's... i got a feeling shes arguing w her mom now.. this is lame.. im just gonna goto Atlantic City

aflex 06-24-2006 03:32 PM

this is a hookup not a fuckin tea party@#$$@#$@#!#@$

Manowar 06-24-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Juicy always knows what the important questions in life are :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BusterBunny 06-24-2006 03:40 PM

hit them both then drive to atlantic city...

2HousePlague 06-24-2006 03:41 PM

They were Dutch.



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Shortbread 06-24-2006 03:42 PM

do her mom as well

jono 06-24-2006 03:42 PM

LMAO! Sack her off dude.

aflex 06-24-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
They were Dutch.



2hp

wtf bro.. her mom is dutch too.. is this some kind of dutch shit?

2HousePlague 06-24-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
wtf bro.. her mom is dutch too.. is this some kind of dutch shit?

Yeah, they're both Dutch. Ik houd van de Nederlanders.



2hp

aflex 06-24-2006 03:49 PM

ahhh her mom wants to meet cuz she saw on TV that some girl was killed in Brooklyn, suspect met her off Myspace.. now her mom is concerned.. her mom is seriously cock blocking me

http://www.wnbc.com/news/9421201/detail.html

wedouglas 06-24-2006 03:51 PM

Does her mom work for Dateline?

UtahSaints 06-24-2006 03:55 PM

wtf you doing picking up girls on my space?

aflex 06-24-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
wtf you doing picking up girls on my space?

motherfucker its 2006. theres more pussy on there then all dating sites combined.

Webby 06-24-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
wtf bro.. her mom is dutch too.. is this some kind of dutch shit?

So.. back to stage one - according to you, this girl is stupid, a slut and a bitch.

You don't like meeting people (her mom) who may eventually resort to that old Dutch custom and get her clogs out and grind your balls between them till they are mush.

After that dad takes over and mixes your mushy balls with water and sprays his yard - makes good organic fertiliser.

Don't ya just love the Dutch and their quaint ways? :winkwink:



PS Try a fleshlight - you are not mature enough for the real thing.

I'm a sig whore 06-24-2006 04:03 PM

maybe you can get a blowjob from the moms too.

markell 06-24-2006 04:04 PM

wassup punk ass aflex, i thought you left the industry?

Pipecrew 06-24-2006 04:07 PM

That is one of those old dating scams, cant believe its happening on myspace. Prepare to go inside and be robbed blind!

Dagwolf 06-24-2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
this myspace slut is saying i have to meet er mom before i take her out now.. the bitch is 19.. should i cut this bitch lose or should i continue to conquer her pussy? :helpme

She's too good for you.

REßEL 06-24-2006 04:10 PM

Girl meeting strange man of the internet.

I say Mum is highly SENSIBLE! If it was my daughter and the man refused to meet her in sensible circumstances like that then I'd go through hell and high water to make sure she didn't meet him at all. That you even think it's a bad idea shows a lack of care and responsibility for the girl's wellbeing (even if it is just a lay) The girl is only a stupid slut if she goes to meet you without some kind of safety net like you meeting her mum first.

DutchTeenCash 06-24-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby
that old Dutch custom and get her clogs out and grind your balls between them till they are mush.

lol youre funny :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 06-24-2006 04:11 PM

oh and Ive never ever had to meet mom first in Holland

Nismo 06-24-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
That is one of those old dating scams, cant believe its happening on myspace. Prepare to go inside and be robbed blind!

Ahahahaha :1orglaugh Just what I was thinking. Her "mom" is named Vinny and has a baseball bat waiting for you.

GatorB 06-24-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
i wont post her pics, thats not cool..

Um she has a profile on MySpace. I'm sure with PICS. I think any expectation of privacy is gone. How about a link to the MySpace profile?

czarina 06-24-2006 04:14 PM

she's right! how about if you are a psychopath, or a murderer, or worse, a pornographer???

Juicy D. Links 06-24-2006 04:14 PM

tell the slut to meet at a Starbucks or a Motel...

2HousePlague 06-24-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
oh and Ive never ever had to meet mom first in Holland

We were all in Sharm el Sheikh. They were traveling alone.



2hp

Juicy D. Links 06-24-2006 04:15 PM

yo if she has hot sisters give em my ICQ

scottybuzz 06-24-2006 04:16 PM

fucking lets have a link to her profile

StuartD 06-24-2006 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
should i cut this bitch lose

Ok, seriously... it's one thing to constantly say "looser" instead of "loser".... but do we really need people to be saying "lose" when they're supposed to say "loose" as well???

Juicy D. Links 06-24-2006 04:20 PM

yo we needdddddddddd pics............!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CoinsCuties 06-24-2006 04:28 PM

Judging from this post, you obviously don't have much respect for women...is there any reason why you automatically assume she's a slut? Just because she's on Myspace or that she's just 19??Not all 19 year olds are "young , dumb, and full of cum" LOL!..or maybe...

Tdog 06-24-2006 04:30 PM

If it takes meeting the mom to get some action then I say yes.

Gheenz 06-24-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Ok, seriously... it's one thing to constantly say "looser" instead of "loser".... but do we really need people to be saying "lose" when they're supposed to say "loose" as well???

Thank you! That has to be one of my biggest pet peeves when people mix those two up. Sheesh :helpme

DutchTeenCash 06-24-2006 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague


We were all in Sharm el Sheikh. They were traveling alone.



2hp

ah k lotsa dutchies go there its cheapass not too bad though

wyldblyss 06-24-2006 04:37 PM

I say pass on her...not for you...but for her. She sounds like she has a head on her shoulders and a family that is concerned for her welfare. You think women are just a vessel for your cock, so do all the females a favor and use your fleshlight instead


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