More women with urinals for vaginas? Wow classy babes



I'm sure you've had some interesting tete-a-tetes with some of those lovely ladies!



I'm 28, and I can understand that in other countries people have to sell their bodies to make a living. It's just that as a somewhat blessed person to live and be born in Canada, I simply try to rise above having to pay for female company. I mean, the chicks you screw end up in bed with dozens and dozens of guys every what, week? less than a week? I knew a Costa Rican hooker who told me she had up to 5-6 guys a night, easily. No showers between them! Hot.


I wonder what a conversation goes like between you and a hooker when you're "hanging out"

http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/fmj/foto/platoon.jpg

Up in the morning to the rising sun,
Gonna run all day till the running's done.
Ho Chi Min is a son of a bitch,
Got the blue ball crabs and the seven years itch.
I love working for Uncle Sam,
Let's me know just who I am .
If I die in the combat zone,
box me up and ship me home.
Lay my medals upon my chest,
tell my mamma I done my best.

Well for one they speak english. That is a HUGE plus. But AC is lacking in quality unless you like a lot of thick girls. Not many small girls there.

Filipina women I think are better hearted than Thais are. I know a lot of guys who have filipina girlfriends and swear they are the best in the world, while the guys with thai girlfriend are always having drama.

Love Sex and Huggles, you took my post waaay too seriously :1orglaugh

But if you want to be serious, sure.

For starters, if you look at the average decent-looking guy, it is pretty fucking clear he fails at getting laid on any given night out WAY more often than he succeeds. A simple fact.

Then, if you haven't noticed that most women you approach turn out to be really annoying and rather dumb, you either drink a lot, have very low standards, or are talking out of your ass.

Also, if you haven't been confronted with a decent amount of women who seemed fun and sexy in the beginning and turned out to be nutjobs or stalkers, you have either been ridiculously lucky, or you have been with very few women.

And I can say with absolute certainty that any guy who claims he can get several one night stands a week, with no strings attached and no need to go out on dates that sometimes turn out to be very annoying, either is Brad Pitt, will fuck anything that moves, or is a flat out liar.

I can second that, probably why those straight friends of mine went gay. They are always bitching about their Thai girlfriends :1orglaugh

The Thai's do love their drama, both women and gay men are the same here in that regard

Agreed. However, I manage to get laid enough on a regular basis to keep me from wanting to get it somewhere else. I always have a freaky girl that I'm seeing or dating!


Some people like fast cars, or collecting stamp, some people like to whore monger?

Maybe you should "rise above" being an adult webmaster, get off the porn message boards and go put in some work for a battered women's group or the Captain Save-A-Ho foundation.

How freaky does a Vietnamese / Canadian guy get?

I mean... I have banged probably around 50 Vietnamese girls and none of them were freaky. They give pretty good head, better than Cambodian girls... maybe that is why they traffic them to Cambodia. Now that I think about it, all the pre-teen whores they sell in Cambodia are all Vietnamese. Not sure who wants to bang little girls like that, but they are all Vietnamese. I guess that is kind of freaky in a sick way.

Back on topic...

Seeing or Dating = paying for sex.

Whores are like meals.

If you're hungry and want a nice steak, you don't want to have to wait for a few hours/days until the chef gets home from work/you have your next date with the chef, you don't want to get served paella instead because the chef feels like it, you don't want to watch My Best Friend's Wedding with the chef first, and you sure as hell don't want the chef to have PMS and get mad at you for even thinking he'd make you a fucking steak, you insensitive bastard!

Likewise, if you just want a simple, relaxing blowjob after getting up in the morning, do you want to wait for your next date, wait until that night when your girlfriend comes over or drive over to the city where she lives, cuddle up with her on the couch and hope she gets in the mood, fuck her senseless for two hours, get bitched at because you looked at another woman last week or simply because she's in a bad mood? Hell no! You just want a nice blowjob, after which you can have a coffee, breakfast and the newspaper.

Hookers are all about convenience and the possibility to be 100% selfish. You don't have to care whether they cum, you don't have to spend time with them afterwards or before, they won't complain if you fuck other hookers - you have full freedom.

fuckin-a!!!

i'm going to call a whore RIGHT NOW!!!

did you get complimentary std's from the whores?

All this whore talk is making me homesick :(

I have no problem making money off porn.


If I don't have to pay for sex, why would I? That's the mystery to me...

All of them. Mostly from Thailand. Stay away.

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Different tastes for different people, but...

It's not paying because of the sex... getting a girlfriend who likes to fuck regularly is easy (I have 3 non-exclusive girlfriends who all like to fuck right now - although they're all 100% straight goddammit :mad:). It's paying because of the convenience of having exactly what you want when you want it, without any delay or bullshit.

There's a reason why prostitution is the OLDEST profession in the world. It also seems to make 10+ billion yearly so I guess someone other than DWB uses whores regularly.

This thread derserves a little of my the all females are sluts theory

ALL "Repeat" ALFemales all sluts they are either personal or shared.......


Dirty white boy you should write a book on whores sounds like you have the knowledge to make an interesting read.

Just fat gits like me use whores. That is the only way I can pull ass. :thumbsup

One day if I make it to an old age... and am past the statute of limitations on some of the things I have done... I will write a book about my adventures. Got a lot of crazy shit to share.

In the meantime... they can read my blog for the PG stuff. :1orglaugh

woj.............. no whores here for you.

The way he worded it is that he would get 400 baht from all the hookers.

PREACH! AMEN!

I always enjoy DWB's posts.

DirtyWhiteBoy, hit me up on icq will you. :D

Nice story. :)

pure romance

Mr. Romance

Pretty nice story indeed...

i love being here, its a great place in the wonderful world of thai

DWB, i gotta reply more than I did man. here is my latest story.

Ive been in Thailand for 4 months. Its a great place and everything is fucking grand.

I went on the whore train for the first three months, I mean I payed for A LOT of pussy, but then I realized, hey all these guys here are old fuckers, lets see if I can get this shit for free. So I decided to take my 23 year old fat ass (ALSO 107KG BRO) and invade a gogo that I visited quite often, which will remain nameless.

I started with a door girl. I went every night, with a eye corner look here and eye corner look there. Before long this girl wouldnt even come up and say hello. (Its funny, if your a customer they will fuck you every which way from tuesday, if they like you, they are scared shitless). Anyhoot it wasnt long before she was comin back to my place and asking me. I told her, no money, sorry aint gonna pay. Her reply, I dont want money, I just want boom boom you.

That was the start of the first Thai girlfriend. It lasted 4 days as I love pussy WAY TOO MUCH and wanted different. So i go back to the SAME gogo and start lookin at a dancer.

I dropped the chick and did the same thing with this dancer. 2 days of looks and she was at my place bangin for free. Everyone says you have to pay in Thailand, and indeed you do. Shortys go for 2k baht at most, depending on where you go. But if you a chicks "boyfriend" 2k a week gets you unliimited fucking, fingernail clipping, toenail clipping, house cleaning, soapy baths and massages, every meal prepared and on time (sometimes being hand fed). Ahhh the life. Oh, that 2k a week usually goes to their family.

Anyway, I got tired of the Dancer REAL QUICK, she lasted three days, and the third times a charm. I was ready for my showgirl invasion. This girl was the queen i guess of this gogo. Number 1 showgirl, fuckin a. Anyhoot, shes been around about 2 weeks and treating me real good. Anything I want is done, anything i say rules. I'm the man of the house and on top of all that, I have been fucking the shit out of her ruthlessly. I have been informed to go get short times and fuck other girls because her snatch officially hurts. I'm breaking it off with her tonite (-:

Indeed, I am a fucker, but the kicker of the situation is, the Dancer and the Showgirl were roomates and Best friends and are now wanting to box over me. This place definitley gives you a big fuckin head. I've got this place down to an art, life is grand.

I love women, dont get me wrong, but in a place where they are plentiful, why should I stick with one?

right :Oh crap

that's a great story you got there...a real story from a hustler: good in gambling tricks and yet finding at least two women to be with...:thumbsup :thumbsup i think all the guys here will already buy their tickets and fly to Thailand...good luck to all of you and you may find grace....:) :)

great story :)

2 weeks till i'm back to LOS :)

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh lol, almost spit my coffee all over the place

All this talk of keeping a girl around for longer than a fuck and a shower gives me a rash. I guess it's not for everyone. My rule has always been, "Don't treat your girlfriend like a whore, and don't treat a whore like she's your girlfriend." But this IS Burger King, and you CAN have it your way :thumbsup

this should be a visa 'priceless' commercial