Intersting story,

ducktales.

Reality check, girls that want you fuck for free

Yes. They are girls who work at small beer bars or go-go bars and fuck you for money. NOT the bartender... but the army of chicks that hang out there.

:1orglaugh It's never for free my friend. You are paying one way or the other.

When you're fat and your only options to have sex with chicks is to pay, you'll say things like the above to make yourself feel better.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Uh, yea. Thank god for whores... I'd be lost without them. Fat tubs of shit like me have no option but to pay for sex while studs like yourself live the life we could only dream of. Kudos to you for getting "free" sex.

That's what everyone says... until they try it. Then, they suddenly find out that it really is a hell of a lot easier to spend the same money you'd spend on buying a woman dinner on fucking one instead, without having to go through the whole dating routine.

Hooker:
select one
pay her
fuck her any way you want to
leave

Non-hooker:
go out
try and make eye contact
go up to her and strike up a conversation
buy her some drinks
make her laugh
ask for her phone number
call her a few days later
find time for a date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment
kiss her and make out
find time for another date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment and ex-boyfriends
assure her you are nothing like her ex-boyfriends
fuck her any way she wants to
try to leave
find out she does not appreciate that
stay
leave the next morning
get called by her
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her being outraged because her friend saw you with another woman
sit through an ugly scene in a restaurant
leave
get called at 4am by her
listen to her say that she's sorry for making a scene
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
... etc.

Now, does the second route really seem like the more enjoyable one?

BTW...

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My salute to your Viet pride...

Hahahahahahahaha :thumbsup

50........ :glugglug

That's a helluva story D. LOL

So you didn't even have to put lead in your pocket.

Nahhh STD's are myths :winkwink: :1orglaugh

nice :)!

95% of hookers suck, no fun at all and pull the I dont / cum now routine, boring and no real pleasure

I prefer girls who like me or like me for the night, fuck it I dont care just want to have a good time. I enjoy the routine of meeting new chicks.

Here some changes to your list

Hooker:
select one
pay her
fuck her any way you want to
leave

Non-hooker:
go out

go up to her and strike up a conversation, Personality goes a long way.

If you dig her, buy 1 drink or none because if your out at 12-4 your already fucked up

If you get a good vibe your in that night. Ask what shes doing later, want to get together later if not tonight another, whatever, exchange numbers...

You have a new chick to hang with. You already skipped the bull shit within a few minutes.

Really good vibe she is leaving with you and hooking up or maybe she will call you later.

From my experienes the money you spend on a good girl is worth it because any real women will buy you shit too.

Damm :(!!

Im confused.

You won 400 baht and then paid two bitches 1000 baht each and by the end of the night you have made 400 baht?

Something doesnt add up.

Some suck real good though :thumbsup

I have to disagree with you. Most AMERICAN and EUROPEAN hookers suck. Some of the best sex I have ever had (and I have dated a few porn stars, even a Vivid girl for a while) has been with Latin hookers. Go to Brazil and throw your cock around and see if you don't get your brains fucked out.

Plus, many 3rd world girls will hang out and chat with you if you're nice to them. I have GREAT times all the places I go, but the whores in the USA and Europe... the worst of the worst. Of course there are BAD hookers in the places I go, but for the most part I have it down to a science and base if I will take her or not on her personality. I rarely am let down if they have a kick ass personality. I will also add that the "10" models that everyone wants to fuck, are usually the WORST fucks of them all. Go for a 7 or 8 with a killer personality and you rarely will lose. Go for the 9's and 10's and most of the time you will get great eye candy but a dead fish and a clock watcher.

Your math does not add up. :error

6 girls x 400 baht = 2400 baht
- 2000 baht for 2 whores
= 400 baht left over

I just had an adventure here in Bangkok too.

First of all, I am a 'GAY' but I was with my straight buddies. We were drinking in Na Na Soi 4 and I guess I had a few too many and started making out with a few girls. Imagine their shock to see me kissing girls they nearly shit themselves.

So I told them okay I showed you I can be straight let's see if you guys can be gay. So we jumped in a cab each still with a Thai hooker chick, the one still grabbing my cock and all over me in the backseat, and get to the gay afterhours pub.

After one hours the chicks were gone and each of us I kid you not left with a guy in each arm. We ended up in a taxi where we bought some E in front of a Big C (kind of like the Tesco or Target of Thailand) and I swear I don't remember what happened after that, other then a couple of straight guys were no longer so straight :1orglaugh

Ok, let me show you how it is. I am a tall, good looking guy with personality. This is how I do things.


Non-hooker:
go out - I like to go out
try and make eye contact - Easy enough
go up to her and strike up a conversation - I like talking to people
buy her some drinks - Negative, I ask for her to buy me a drink
make her laugh - I hope so, kinda boring if you have a serious convo
ask for her phone number - Email address only
call her a few days later - MSN her the next day
find time for a date - Easy enough, I'm a webmaster
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie - MOVIE? Bzzzt, wrong. Dinner maybe, cruise in the car and goto a bar. More fun!

listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment - Maybe if you date dumb ass broads

kiss her and make out - Usually end up banging anyways, just be honest with them and tell them that you want to bang and you're not going to lie. You don't know if you want to date them seriously yet, but you can have some hot safe sex. The majority of women will go for that if they think you're good looking and if you tell the truth. Most women I date aren't dumb, and women want sex just as much as you do... they're just sick of getting lied to by chauchy guys who wear $20 silver chains and talk about how cool they are.

find time for another date - Easy enough, I like going out
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie - ????? No.
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment and ex-boyfriends - ?????? bad dates you've been on.
assure her you are nothing like her ex-boyfriends - Bad dates you've been on
fuck her any way she wants to - WHAT? Are you kidding me? My last g/f loved doing everything and anything. In fact, most of my girlfriends have been like that and set up threesomes...
try to leave
find out she does not appreciate that
stay - ? Why are you at her house? You should be drunk and high while having mind blowing sex until dawn, taking breaks to check your stats and MSN your submitter to work harder
leave the next morning - Eggs Benny at White Spot, she pays
get called by her - MSN is #1 method of communication
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date - Tell the truth, women appreciate it
fail
find time for another date - Punworld you are pussy whipped and spineless
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her being outraged because her friend saw you with another woman
sit through an ugly scene in a restaurant
leave
get called at 4am by her
listen to her say that she's sorry for making a scene
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
... etc.

Now, does the second route really seem like the more enjoyable one?[/QUOTE]


Let's see, the girl I am seeing now wants to fxck 5 times a day and begs me to do rotten things to her, she enjoys it anytime, anywhere, anyhow.

I always end up with really great girlfriends, and when I'm single and dating, I spend only a few bucks ( $50 per date ) and end up having the girl spend the same, if not more, on the second date where I usually end up getting some really good sex and a good friend out of the deal if we don't hit it off.


Sounds like you are meeting the wrong women.

Oh my. I don't think that is much of a story for YOU... but your friends, OMG... your friends have one hell of a story to tell. :1orglaugh

You bought E out front of the Big-C across from Zen shopping mall?

Dunno, there is a reason why when I play video games I always set it to "hard".


Seems too easy, not much of an accomplishment to fxck a hooker that ANYONE with $10 can bang. It's not like she really wants to do you either! I would much rather a chick be sopping wet by the time I pull off her panties than have her be sopping wet from the last guy that pumped her an hour ago.

Hmm. That is a place that I would love to visit, but I think that I will take a dildo with me.

Bring that one up at the dinner table..

Its like candy after that.

Have fun, but be careful.

AIDS is prevalent over there.

That's called a GIRLFRIEND. And you're dealing with westernized hookers. They don't count. They are the worst whores on earth.

I had girlfriends for years... fucked all day, all night, yadda, yadda, yadda... boring. I prefer a new girl every day, unless she's really good then she can get a place in the schedule.

Now I order whores like I order pizza. My whores are coded in my phone, and I have a special phone just for them. If I want a young teenage whore with big tits that fucks in the ass... I got one. If I want a MILF to fuck me for 40 days and 40 nights... got one... if I want a fat ass, dark skin girl who loves to swallow nut... got one... if I want a big cock ladyboy to come over and help me DP another whore... got one of those as well, and everything in-between.

I cater to MY fantasy every day, or not at all. It's all about me, me, me, me, me. I fuck my girls anyway I want to fuck them and do shit to them that you could not fathom. I wake up and call the best cock sucker I know to come over and blow me to start my day. At night I get girls who prefer to ride cock so I can be lazy and have eye candy to look at... I get off, she massages me to sleep and leaves.

Give that up at this age for a girlfriend or a "date"... Are you fucking insane? :1orglaugh

Yeah now when I talk to them it's like it never happened hehehe

Damn man I can't remember it was like 6am and I had I don't know how many beers, a bottle of vodka and at least a few whiskey cokes by then....

DirtyWhiteBoy, have you been to Angles City? Talk to me about that.

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They have 7-11's in thailand thats too cool

Dude... one of my ex-girlfriends was a playboy model. Another was a Vivid girl. Another currently works for Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela. I'm set on "accomplishments" or "trophy" girls, trust me. I have nothing to prove to myself or anyone at this point, I'm all about having fun MY way, any way I want to have it.

And you obviously know nothing about whores. Not all of them are clock watchers and dead fucks. Many of them will hang out for free, fuck for free once they get to know you and even pay for shit. Some very cool chicks out there.

You sound pretty young... one day you will see the light.

I fucked Paris Hilton and her dad at the same time..

hahaha LOL , Huggles stop stiring shit

What do you want to know?

I don't deal with hookers, and I guess since all you seem to do is pay for sex, you can't understand how much fun it is to actually have someone who WANTS to have sex with you. This is probably why I can't understand why someone would brag about paying for sex with chicks that anyone could fxck, where is the accomplishment or challenge?


I should setup a 100 hooker gangbang for a week where I bang 20 hookers a day for 5 days, then maybe I would get mega props on GFY

From what I have read it sounds like the AC girls are better than the Thai girls.