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Old 06-24-2006, 09:26 PM   #1
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what must one do to get THIS job?

so i was sitting here looking at this pic and contemplating what one has to have on their resume' to get this job. imagine after a gig like this and adding this one to the resume'. wonder how it would be worded.



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Old 06-24-2006, 09:29 PM   #2
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Well, you could start off by being a makeup artist lol
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:31 PM   #3
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:31 PM   #4
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:35 PM   #5
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:38 PM   #6
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dream job ... ummmmmm
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:40 PM   #7
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not mine..
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:40 PM   #8
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oh ... friggin lighten up and go find your sense of humor you left at the door okay.
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:42 PM   #9
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:42 PM   #10
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just like the nipple tweaker in one of the janet jackson pics floating around the net
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:44 PM   #11
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:04 PM   #12
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i love the look on the models face.....
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:18 PM   #13
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Who ever does that job works for someone who doesn't know photoshop.
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:02 PM   #14
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:06 PM   #15
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Who ever does that job works for someone who doesn't know photoshop.
I don't think so. If you can cover up a blemish with makeup instead of photoshopping, it's fixed in every single picture. Saves a lot of time.
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:19 PM   #16
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dreamjob indeed haha take me with u!
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:28 PM   #17
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what must one do to get THIS job?

so i was sitting here looking at this pic and contemplating what one has to have on their resume' to get this job.
Makeup artist/stylist.

You actually did any shoots?? Boring stuff!

PS At least they managed to avoid the green potted plant in the background.
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:29 PM   #18
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I'd rather have the job of the guy that shows up next.
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:32 PM   #19
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:35 PM   #20
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:36 PM   #21
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fluffer anyone?
more like a muff buffer
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:56 PM   #22
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:54 AM   #23
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Old 06-25-2006, 01:02 AM   #24
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I agree
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Old 06-25-2006, 01:44 AM   #25
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