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Tanker · 06-23-2006, 11:23 AM

An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911.

In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head.

However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub.

His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

pr0 · 06-23-2006, 11:25 AM

thats one dead cat

Penthouse Tony · 06-23-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum,

Tdog · 06-23-2006, 11:26 AM

Not sure what would hurt more, the cat scratching your balls or the bump on the head.

Tanker · 06-23-2006, 11:27 AM

It knocked him out cold.

gooddomains · 06-23-2006, 11:27 AM

wow, that's like hardcore bestiality

Deputy Chief Command · 06-23-2006, 11:28 AM

makes sense cleaning your bath while naked

you take a bath you clean the bath

you take a bath clothed ? ? that would be insane . ..

CheneyRumsfeld · 06-23-2006, 11:29 AM

what no pics?
no video?

Phoenix · 06-23-2006, 11:30 AM

i alwasy clean the shower while i have a shower

but i keep my balls away from any cats..lol

I'm a sig whore · 06-23-2006, 11:32 AM

that would fucking suck!!!

CherryLipsRosa · 06-23-2006, 11:32 AM

hahahaha that is too funny

pornguy · 06-23-2006, 11:32 AM

Now that actually made me laugh.

OG LennyT · 06-23-2006, 11:34 AM

cat scratch fever....

LOL

Tanker · 06-23-2006, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Now that actually made me laugh.

I laughed too the visual I got was kinda gross untill the cat struck his balls then I laughed

who can do a good flash animation of that it would be funny as hell

G-Rotica · 06-23-2006, 11:35 AM

fur balls?

BluewireAngie · 06-23-2006, 11:35 AM

ouch!!!

WebairGerard · 06-23-2006, 11:37 AM

that is pretty funny

Honez · 06-23-2006, 11:38 AM

I call bull shit.

Men don't clean bathrooms.

Doctor Dre · 06-23-2006, 11:39 AM

The way it's wrote you can just see it in your head

Tanker · 06-23-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Honez

I call bull shit.
Men don't clean bathrooms.

I hate cleaning the bathroom

iDope · 06-23-2006, 01:18 PM

I think he's lying.. maybe he was trying to have sex (???) with the cat when that happened. Why would a guy be nude with his cat in the bathroom? Doesn't add up!

BobG · 06-23-2006, 01:20 PM

that's hilarious.

TheLegacy · 06-23-2006, 01:23 PM

last thing he saw I'm sure

iwantchixx · 06-23-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

thats one dead cat

Fuck yeah. if ANY animal did that to me it would get an instant backhand of death...

nastynun · 06-23-2006, 01:24 PM

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/hindlick.htm

SomeCreep · 06-23-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanker

His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

SiMpLe · 06-23-2006, 02:31 PM

That was a brutle visual

madawgz · 06-23-2006, 02:56 PM

hahahahahaha who the fuck cleans naked wtf?!?! LOL

xNetworx · 06-23-2006, 02:57 PM

VS_Eddie · 06-23-2006, 03:07 PM

I seriously think that there would be some hygiene issues cleaning the bathroom in the buff. Where do these people come from? What a hilarious thing to see.

Gina · 06-23-2006, 03:08 PM

I clean the bathroom naked every morning, but then again, I don't have balls. If I did I'd be in deep shit, because my kitten has fourteen claws on his front paws and twelve on the back ones and he seems a very likely candidate for being mesmerized by swinging balls.

XxXotic · 06-23-2006, 03:08 PM

Stallion · 06-23-2006, 03:11 PM

ouch that had to hurt..

Skillz Unlimited · 06-23-2006, 03:12 PM

Now THAT it classic!

SweetJeanette · 06-23-2006, 03:12 PM

Haha...too funny!

The Ghost · 06-23-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tdog

Not sure what would hurt more, the cat scratching your balls or the bump on the head.

I know which one would hurt one's pride more.

DaddyHalbucks · 06-23-2006, 03:13 PM

Anybody who owns a cat deserves it. They are wretched animals.

BuggyG · 06-23-2006, 03:28 PM

goes to prove.. pussy like cock and balls

Mr. Romance · 06-23-2006, 03:44 PM

Mr. Romance

bdld · 06-23-2006, 04:17 PM

that's about the funniest story i've heard in a long time.

tranza · 06-23-2006, 04:37 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Funny shit....

Princess Ellisa · 06-23-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I call bull shit.

Men don't clean bathrooms.

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Tanker · 06-23-2006, 08:03 PM

glad you all enjoyed it

CaptainHowdy · 06-23-2006, 08:04 PM

Ouch

!!

Madcatz · 06-23-2006, 08:04 PM

Theres an idiot born every minute

BoyAlley · 06-23-2006, 08:06 PM

OMG that cat would be sooooooo dead when I got home.

notabook · 06-23-2006, 08:07 PM

Maybe now people will take seriously the threat that cats present to human kind

Vitasoy · 06-23-2006, 08:20 PM

haha that had to suck

soulbleed · 06-23-2006, 08:24 PM

thats what u get for being a freako

Gaybucks · 06-23-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

hahahahahaha who the fuck cleans naked wtf?!?! LOL

I actually had one of our younger male employees (20) volunteer to clean out my pool last week. (It hadn't been cleaned in a few days). I was editing some video, went out back, and the kid was standing there, totally naked, skimming leaves out of the pool.

It was such a classic stereotype moment he commented that I should go get a camera, but I politely deferred... even though he's a twink, he's staff, not talent

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