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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
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I'm a greedy mother fucker so I doubt I could ever get married. I wouldn't want to share anything with her except my sperm.
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I need a beer
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It's "loser"
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Great. Now I am depressed
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I need a beer
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Mr Izzz discriminates against Canadians
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If u touch it, I will cum
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So Fucking Banned
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marriage is a religous symbolic ceremony , i'm not religous
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Looser what?
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If u touch it, I will cum
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im only 18, fuck getting married
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I need a beer
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If u touch it, I will cum
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I need a beer
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If u touch it, I will cum
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I love to racism, bro!
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Wait till you get divorced. You'll discover the true meaning of "loser" when you lose half your stuff.
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If u touch it, I will cum
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I'm 23...if i was married I'd be missing out on my 20's. I would be loser if I did that
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I am an Alien from space
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I'm not married and never will be. I prefer it that way.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I love being married
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i am a looser
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in a van by the river
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emperor of my world
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seriously, marriage is for losers.....
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the excitement wears off after a while, you will see in a few years...
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i thought it was the oposite...
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#31 |
So Fucking Banned
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Yep, being codependent with someone who most likely will eventually lie to you, fuck other people behind your back, take half your shit, and put you through the most hell you'll ever know is the definition of success.
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You should only get married if and when you meet the right person. In this day and age no one cares if you are married or not.
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I'm 21, not married, no girlfriend... Welcome to Loserville, population me (and MrIzzz for spelling it looser)
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u r the loser my friend
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
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I'm much looser than you with that leash around your neck and all.
Woof woof. Fetch. Good boy.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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did you get penis whipped over your first boyfriend?
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Kliris
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you get married when you ready and not when you need too.
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you used to be cool man
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The same as saying: if you have no sisters/brothers you're a looser. I got divorced two years ago and I never ever regret it.
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"...most married men live a life of quiet dispair"
A. Bundy
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Drunk and Unruly
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Has anyone here seen Mind Of A Married Man? It used to come on HBO. Absolutely hilarious!
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I'm looser (than what?) for another 3 weeks.
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Losers get married because they don't want to be alone.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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You haven't been married long enough to know yet Mr. Izzz. Your still on your honeymoon.
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im not married so gues that makes me a loser
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Drunk and Unruly
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He is the template to follow Izz. Borrow his and fill in your own fields inside of it.
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