My Blog: How America could fit into The World Cup.

[Cory W]

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/06/22...the-world-cup/

[gooddomains]

easy solution: They should have stayed home

[Gabriel]

4) The Americans should always play a Middle Eastern team in the first round; the Middle Eastern team must wear turbans on the field at all times. Stereotypes and conflict sell in America. Cash in.

5) No countries with names that Americans can?t pronounce should be eligible for tournament play. Although this will limit the world cup to 3 teams, it will get massive American viewer ship. By default Texas will have its own team and Canadians will be used as backups for America.

Contradiction?

Derka Derka, Mohammed, Jihad, Sherpa Sherpa, Baklava.

[AVNedison]

2) Use midgets as goalies. Basically, on a wider goal, each team has minimum of 3 midgets defending the goal; if a team gets a card, they must run with only 2 midgets on the field. If they get a bunch of cards, you get 1 midget with another midget tied at the feet. If you get a bunch of cards, the other team?s midgets gets 2 mini-trampolines.

Bwaahahhaahhahahhaahahaaaaaa.....

Good one Cory.

11) Free Kick should mean a player kicking the guy in the balls for foul play. Then, you'll get the American viewers that loves Ultimate Fighting Championships and Wrestling.

[Shoehorn!]

HAHAHA, your blog fucking cracks me up man.

[Cory W]

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

HAHAHA, your blog fucking cracks me up man.

Thanks bro....btw, the guys in your sig are the ones that made the design...