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4) The Americans should always play a Middle Eastern team in the first round; the Middle Eastern team must wear turbans on the field at all times. Stereotypes and conflict sell in America. Cash in.
5) No countries with names that Americans can?t pronounce should be eligible for tournament play. Although this will limit the world cup to 3 teams, it will get massive American viewer ship. By default Texas will have its own team and Canadians will be used as backups for America.
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Contradiction?
Derka Derka, Mohammed, Jihad, Sherpa Sherpa, Baklava.