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Old 06-22-2006, 09:24 PM   #1
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USA Terror Alert is at Red - URGENT

The President just issued a warning saying that the terror alert is at red. He asks all citizens to get into safe positions. If you have a basement then get into it.

Hide under your bed, do what you can, just dont leave the house and disconnect from the Internet.

Protect the homeland

http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/homeland/index.html
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:26 PM   #2
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why you lying?
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:26 PM   #3
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I think the safest place would be in the ocean....you jump in first and I'll follow you in an hour or so. Getting a BJ right now.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:27 PM   #4
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why you lying?
Get into your basement and disconnect from the internet. The 'terror' alert is RED.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:27 PM   #5
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:29 PM   #6
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Blame Canada
Canada doesnt have a terror alert as they are all watching Ice Hockey and dont give a fuck.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:29 PM   #7
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I love that. Current threat leve. Elevated. Updated June 14th,
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:31 PM   #8
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:32 PM   #9
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ROFL !!
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:32 PM   #10
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we woulda heard
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:33 PM   #11
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:33 PM   #12
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roh roh - the sky is fallin!
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Let all the liberals go back into their dreams of a safe yesteryear, the glory days of Bill Clinton, before 9/11, when milk and honey and dotcom money poured through our streets in the USA --and before the evil GWB, war, and the high price of oil.

Stone and pillory any evil Republicans who have the ignorance to suggest that this blissful time of blow jobs in the Oval Office and cruise missiles in the Afghanistan mountains was anything but wonderful.

Burn any books that claim that this Clinton Camelot was actually the time when the terrorist plots were allowed to hatch and take root.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:39 PM   #15
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Let all the liberals go back into their dreams of a safe yesteryear, the glory days of Bill Clinton, before 9/11, when milk and honey and dotcom money poured through our streets in the USA --and before the evil GWB, war, and the high price of oil.

Stone and pillory any evil Republicans who have the ignorance to suggest that this blissful time of blow jobs in the Oval Office and cruise missiles in the Afghanistan mountains was anything but wonderful.

Burn any books that claim that this Clinton Camelot was actually the time when the terrorist plots were allowed to hatch and take root.
goddamn, i couldn't have said it better myself...
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:53 PM   #18
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If the terror alert were RED the Internet would be off.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:56 PM   #19
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Canada doesnt have a terror alert as they are all watching Ice Hockey and dont give a fuck.
damn straight

terror alerts is bullshit to scare the citizens
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