USA Terror Alert is at Red - URGENT
 

The President just issued a warning saying that the terror alert is at red. He asks all citizens to get into safe positions. If you have a basement then get into it.

Hide under your bed, do what you can, just dont leave the house and disconnect from the Internet.

Protect the homeland

http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/homeland/index.html

why you lying?

I think the safest place would be in the ocean....you jump in first and I'll follow you in an hour or so. Getting a BJ right now.

Get into your basement and disconnect from the internet. The 'terror' alert is RED.

Blame Canada

Canada doesnt have a terror alert as they are all watching Ice Hockey and dont give a fuck.

I love that. Current threat leve. Elevated. Updated June 14th,

Current terror alert status:

http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/terror.jpg

ROFL :1orglaugh !!

we woulda heard

lol @ bert...

roh roh - the sky is fallin!

Let all the liberals go back into their dreams of a safe yesteryear, the glory days of Bill Clinton, before 9/11, when milk and honey and dotcom money poured through our streets in the USA --and before the evil GWB, war, and the high price of oil.

Stone and pillory any evil Republicans who have the ignorance to suggest that this blissful time of blow jobs in the Oval Office and cruise missiles in the Afghanistan mountains was anything but wonderful.

Burn any books that claim that this Clinton Camelot was actually the time when the terrorist plots were allowed to hatch and take root.

VOTE FOR hillary Clinton
Our lives will get well again!!!

goddamn, i couldn't have said it better myself...

Oh My God! Run For The Hills!

If the terror alert were RED the Internet would be off.

damn straight :1orglaugh

terror alerts is bullshit to scare the citizens