I just got attacked by a wolfspider - GoFuckYourself.com

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 02:44 AM

So after TEN direct sprays of home defense this bastard was still jumping around. He wouldn't die! And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back. Finally it started getting dizzy and didn't know where the fuck to go. It tried to go into my cloest but i tossed a towel on top of it and dragged it back out. Then sprayed it some more. Then it disappeared under my tv stand. Hopefully the fucker is dead.

nastynun · 06-22-2006, 02:46 AM

OMG..I hate big spiders..that thing is scary! I think I would faint on the spot if I found a spider like that in my house. Or I get a gun and shoot it.

L0rdJuni0r · 06-22-2006, 02:46 AM

i hate those fucking things...

Bdiddy · 06-22-2006, 02:46 AM

I got bit by one once...was like a bee sting. It swelled up a fair amount as well.

notabook · 06-22-2006, 02:49 AM

haha... wtg fallen. I see you've had some experience with wolf spiders and their babies. My first time I squished one, ten thousand little babies came running out everywhere, scared the shit out of me lol. After that I just used trusty Bengal spray on those little bastards. Bengal kills any insect/arachnid on contact dude. I spray wasps all the time with it, one squirt and like 3-5 seconds later the guy is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

*gasp* too soon [/family guy]

nastynun · 06-22-2006, 02:51 AM

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

BusterBunny · 06-22-2006, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back.

who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches

or see drunkninja's sig

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nastynun

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

Ha, you're like really freaked out by it.

Edit: okay the wiki pic scared me

nastynun · 06-22-2006, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Ha, you're like really freaked out by it.

Edit: okay the wiki pic scared me

Yes I do really have a fear of bugs and spiders LOL. I was just curious if wolf spiders where here in the USA.

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by nastynun

Yes I do really have a fear of bugs and spiders LOL. I was just curious if wolf spiders where here in the USA.

Yup, I'm in Florida

PussyTeenies · 06-22-2006, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by nastynun

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Thanks... i was allready fucking scared of spiders

Pron Don · 06-22-2006, 03:13 AM

holy shit thats a big ass spider

potter · 06-22-2006, 03:13 AM

You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

How big was the one you killed?

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by potter

You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

How big was the one you killed?

The one i killed is in the pic in my first post lol

giftedtwisted · 06-22-2006, 03:19 AM

I freaking hate spiders we had one trapped under a large ashtray for a few days before it finally died Just Freaking grose shit.

DutchTeenCash · 06-22-2006, 03:19 AM

damn theyre big

potter · 06-22-2006, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

The one i killed is in the pic in my first post lol

Can't tell the size though, how big was it?

- http://inequal.com/content/in/equal/spider2.jpg
^^ There is a close up I snapped once of one of the smaller guys I don't kill. Couldn't believe it posed for me to snap as many pics as I did.

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by potter

Can't tell the size though, how big was it?

- http://inequal.com/content/in/equal/spider2.jpg
^^ There is a close up I snapped once of one of the smaller guys I don't kill. Couldn't believe it posed for me to snap as many pics as I did.

Pretty big.. 6-7" radius maybe

L0rdJuni0r · 06-22-2006, 03:26 AM

OMG... looks evil!!!

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 03:27 AM

LOL you dick.. i knew someone was going to post the wiki pic *scared*

VicD · 06-22-2006, 03:37 AM

careful, mate

SomeCreep · 06-22-2006, 03:39 AM

spiders suck

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-22-2006, 03:48 AM

holy fuck, i'd shit myself if i seen a spider that big in my house... makes me scared and look everywhere to make sure there isn't one... reminds me of the movie arachniphobia (sp?)

germ · 06-22-2006, 04:00 AM

id have shot it with a .22

gooddomains · 06-22-2006, 04:06 AM

need to call the troops

u-Bob · 06-22-2006, 04:08 AM

I hate spiders!

u-Bob · 06-22-2006, 04:08 AM

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need to call the troops

or Jack Bauer

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

or Jack Bauer

you're link now says interracial tgp

V_RocKs · 06-22-2006, 04:16 AM

I'd hit it!

marketsmart · 06-22-2006, 04:20 AM

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Jesus.... arg you just freaked me out

martinsc · 06-22-2006, 04:29 AM

i fucking hate spiders!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-22-2006, 04:43 AM

fucking hell man, thanks, this thread now makes me feel little bits of things on me and i think they are spiders!

Antonio · 06-22-2006, 05:23 AM

oh, the battle of the giants, you should've called for back-up

Tdog · 06-22-2006, 05:27 AM

You may want to move that tv and double you check you go that spider.

MaddCaz · 06-22-2006, 05:32 AM

waitaminit...WHAT exactly stopped u from smashing it again??

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

waitaminit...WHAT exactly stopped u from smashing it again??

Lol, I thought it might of had babies on its back and didn't want hundreds of the little fuckers running all around. The bug spray probably killed it. I hit directly 10+ times

u-Bob · 06-22-2006, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

you're link now says interracial tgp

thanx

Sosa · 06-22-2006, 06:59 AM

jesus that fucker is big.

2477 · 06-22-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Wait a minute....I heard that story years ago. Did that really happen to you, or are you quoting an Urban legend?

betabomb · 06-22-2006, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

[die! And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back. Fincker is dead.

i don't get it. guilt?

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by betabomb

i don't get it. guilt?

No, lol. I didn't want the babies running all over the place

BradM · 06-22-2006, 07:51 AM

FUUUUUUUUUCK. I hate spiders. Fuck that shit. God they scare me to death.

wyldblyss · 06-22-2006, 07:55 AM

Holy crap, I'm sure glad I don't live where you do

seeric · 06-22-2006, 07:56 AM

i had one in my house.

fucking scary fuckers.

i ended up spraying it sith shoe cleaner and it died right away. had to chase him all over the house though

Yngwie · 06-22-2006, 07:59 AM

death to all spiders! I hate them!

HpicAnn · 06-22-2006, 08:07 AM

I hate bugs!! I HATE them!

Trixxxia · 06-22-2006, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Urban Legend? http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseu...hs/cactus.html

Either way, that story gives me the heebiejeebies

FreeFastHost · 06-22-2006, 08:16 AM

I just bought a house in florida, I'm dreading the day one of those things get in here. I have a bug guy that comes once/month to spray, so hopefully they never get in.

06-22-2006, 02:44 AM	#1
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	I just got attacked by a wolfspider So after TEN direct sprays of home defense this bastard was still jumping around. He wouldn't die! And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back. Finally it started getting dizzy and didn't know where the fuck to go. It tried to go into my cloest but i tossed a towel on top of it and dragged it back out. Then sprayed it some more. Then it disappeared under my tv stand. Hopefully the fucker is dead.

06-22-2006, 02:46 AM	#2
nastynun Mandy Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in a house Posts: 424	OMG..I hate big spiders..that thing is scary! I think I would faint on the spot if I found a spider like that in my house. Or I get a gun and shoot it. __________________ Just a 41 year old original cam model from way back, fetish princess, pantyhose and Gothic craft maker. Graphics designer when need be. Just an all around "Web Mistress".

06-22-2006, 02:46 AM	#3
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06-22-2006, 02:49 AM	#5
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	haha... wtg fallen. I see you've had some experience with wolf spiders and their babies. My first time I squished one, ten thousand little babies came running out everywhere, scared the shit out of me lol. After that I just used trusty Bengal spray on those little bastards. Bengal kills any insect/arachnid on contact dude. I spray wasps all the time with it, one squirt and like 3-5 seconds later the guy is dead as christopher reeve's legs were. __________________

06-22-2006, 02:51 AM	#7
nastynun Mandy Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in a house Posts: 424	I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg __________________ Just a 41 year old original cam model from way back, fetish princess, pantyhose and Gothic craft maker. Graphics designer when need be. Just an all around "Web Mistress".

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potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable. How big was the one you killed? __________________

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06-22-2006, 03:27 AM	#21
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germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	id have shot it with a .22

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06-22-2006, 04:16 AM	#30
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06-22-2006, 04:20 AM	#31
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	fucking hell man, thanks, this thread now makes me feel little bits of things on me and i think they are spiders!

06-22-2006, 05:23 AM	#35
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06-22-2006, 06:59 AM	#40
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06-22-2006, 07:51 AM	#44
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	FUUUUUUUUUCK. I hate spiders. Fuck that shit. God they scare me to death.

06-22-2006, 07:55 AM	#45
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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i had one in my house. fucking scary fuckers. i ended up spraying it sith shoe cleaner and it died right away. had to chase him all over the house though

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06-22-2006, 08:16 AM	#50
FreeFastHost Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,588	I just bought a house in florida, I'm dreading the day one of those things get in here. I have a bug guy that comes once/month to spray, so hopefully they never get in.