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fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeFastHost

I just bought a house in florida, I'm dreading the day one of those things get in here. I have a bug guy that comes once/month to spray, so hopefully they never get in.

I live pretty close to Marco Island... lol be advised.

SilentKnight · 06-22-2006, 08:35 AM

As much as I love my house...if I found one of those fuckers in it - I'd put it on the realty market the same day.

Hate spiders.

Quickdraw · 06-22-2006, 08:56 AM

This thread needs another spidee pic

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 09:04 AM

Lol.. i've been searching the house to see if there are any more I haven't found any more..

Farang · 06-22-2006, 09:15 AM

aarrrggghhh, I hate those things so much, I think I would have a heart attack if I see one in my house

axelcat · 06-22-2006, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nastynun

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

thats scary

Imortyl Pussycat · 06-22-2006, 10:21 AM

That spider is fucking sick!!! I hate those bastards. Had the babies on the back experience myself once. Still have nightmares to this day! You poor thing, I hope that fucker is dead!

BluewireAngie · 06-22-2006, 10:25 AM

eeeewwwwww....... spiders!!!!!!! I hate them!!!!

NickB. · 06-22-2006, 10:37 AM

off all animals this thing would make me walk out of the lock it and ask someone to remove it

Loryn · 06-22-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches

or see drunkninja's sig

I don't think he cares about the babies, I think the point is you hit it, and then you have about 2000 of those little bastards all over your house in the walls waiting to get bigger.

I grew up in Florida so I know all about those bastards, they are totally harmless only because when they bite they can't pierce human skin, if they could they would be the most dangerous to us, or so I have read. We use to catch them and let them go outside because they eat bugs and all sorts of things, but when we saw a female we would kill her because we didn't want the babies everywhere. I hate spiders. I grew up with the fear of spiders and alligators. Those bastards I use to shoot at night, even though it was illegal, but the fucking idiot animals rights freaks said you were not aloud to kill them unless they ate you cat, dog or child and the price to have a 10 foot alligator captured and removed from our lake was insane, so one bullet at night no one knows and the fucker is dead. I use to have nightmares of them eating my German Sheppard, and then of course the wolf spider is always under the covers just waiting for you to get in bed. I use to be afraid to stretch my legs out in the bed and would tuck my covers in all around my bed to the point of my feet being pointed. LOL Spiders and alligators!!!

Funbrunette · 06-22-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

Urban Legend? http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseu...hs/cactus.html

Either way, that story gives me the heebiejeebies

Yup! I heard that back in high school! It's an old legend!

jacked · 06-22-2006, 10:46 AM

thats one big scary spider god dam.

LittleSassy · 06-22-2006, 10:53 AM

yaiks......!!! those are freaking insects! i hate spiders!!

marketsmart · 06-22-2006, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

fucking hell man, thanks, this thread now makes me feel little bits of things on me and i think they are spiders!

thats the LSD not the thread...

marketsmart · 06-22-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Yup! I heard that back in high school! It's an old legend!

damn... you got me.... its so old i thought it had been forgotten...

Murderous · 06-22-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

damn... you got me.... its so old i thought it had been forgotten...

L-O-S-E-R-!

I will have a hard time believing anything you say now.

Ace_luffy · 06-22-2006, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

OMG... looks evil!!!

damn!!!! what ah ???

Manowar · 06-22-2006, 11:52 AM

wolf spiders shit me up

Vitasoy · 06-22-2006, 12:19 PM

Yikes that is one scary spider

L0rdJuni0r · 06-22-2006, 12:42 PM

i eat scary spiders for beakfast

Basic_man · 06-22-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by potter

You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

How big was the one you killed?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!! Two like this one in one night? Right in your room? DAMN !!

detoxed · 06-22-2006, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches

or see drunkninja's sig

they are usually too tiny to smash, and go everywhere in a 3 foot radius instantly

I'm a sig whore · 06-22-2006, 12:51 PM

i see them all the time in FL. they will eat all the other insects around your house though

CaptainHowdy · 06-22-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

OMG... looks evil!!!

HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!

ColBigBalls · 06-22-2006, 12:54 PM

Spiders are worse then the dam rabbit

dynastoned · 06-22-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

haha... wtg fallen. I see you've had some experience with wolf spiders and their babies. My first time I squished one, ten thousand little babies came running out everywhere, scared the shit out of me lol. After that I just used trusty Bengal spray on those little bastards. Bengal kills any insect/arachnid on contact dude. I spray wasps all the time with it, one squirt and like 3-5 seconds later the guy is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

yeah i have some kind of wasp spray that kills any and all bugs on contact i love the shit.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-22-2006, 01:11 PM

Webby · 06-22-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I just got attacked by a wolfspider

It "attacked" you fm??

Man... there is nothing quite so fascinating as watching a nice wolfspider crawl up your leg - till ya got to knock it off before it reaches "sensitive parts". Ya hardly notice em - they weigh nothing and tread lightly

Everything has a purpose in life fm - he's not at the bottom of the food chain and clears your house of other insects.

There are variants on what you call a "wolfspider" - in some regions known as "horsespider" where it's claimed they can bring down a horse, but more myth than reality.

To really feel attacked - you need a nice snake who attacks with a solid punch

Experienced that in real life once - held a perspex sheet up for protection - amazing the punch a snake can have when it strikes - thought the damned perspex was gonna break

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 01:20 PM

LOL okay so it didn't "attack" me.. but it still freaked me out. Either way I totally kicked it's ass

Webby · 06-22-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

LOL okay so it didn't "attack" me.. but it still freaked me out. Either way I totally kicked it's ass

Can't blame ya man - especially when they get into your house!!!

WarChild · 06-22-2006, 01:41 PM

We have quite an array of critters here in Costa Rica.

My dogs like to kill everything they come across though, tarantulas, scorpions, moths, whatever moves.

madawgz · 06-22-2006, 02:37 PM

get the fuck outa your house, that spider looks fucking nasty!

call in some professionals

fallenmuffin · 06-22-2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

get the fuck outa your house, that spider looks fucking nasty!

call in some professionals

LOL.. my thoughts exactly.

reynold · 06-22-2006, 07:58 PM

Oh my, are you sure you alrady killed that fucker?

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