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Old 06-22-2006, 12:03 AM   #1
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:tongue Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married........

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
midnight.)

The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him
"midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."

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Old 06-22-2006, 12:06 AM   #2
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that's fucking hillarious
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:07 AM   #3
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That was good
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:28 AM   #4
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was rather crappy
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:35 AM   #5
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:37 AM   #6
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:43 AM   #8
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:44 AM   #9
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:03 AM   #10
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:10 AM   #11
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WOW, a rocket surgeon !!!!

It must only be on 1000 websites because it is an oldie, but a goodie.

Back to Google son, your talents are wasted here.

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Old 06-22-2006, 01:12 AM   #12
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:22 AM   #13
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WOW, a rocket surgeon !!!!

It must only be on 1000 websites because it is an oldie, but a goodie.

Back to Google son, your talents are wasted here.

next time be more creative, you changed only the male to a female, but i still enjoy that one :food-smil
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:28 AM   #14
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next time be more creative, you changed only the male to a female, but i still enjoy that one :food-smil
Dude, a friend emailed it to me, I laughed, I copied, I shared.

Go ring NASA, they are hiring.

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Old 06-22-2006, 02:09 AM   #18
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Old 06-22-2006, 02:20 AM   #19
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Dude, a friend emailed it to me, I laughed, I copied, I shared.

Go ring NASA, they are hiring.

no need to "Go Justify Yourself"
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:58 AM   #22
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:23 AM   #23
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:23 AM   #24
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Old 06-22-2006, 06:24 AM   #31
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Pretty funny, which is rare.
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that was funny! Stop farting at night!
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lmao...super funny..nice one
she probably cheated on him as well
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ROFL, that one is funny, I was actually laughing out loud~!
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