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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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![]() The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.) The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." ![]()
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that's fucking hillarious
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That was good
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So Fucking Banned
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was rather crappy
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lmao, that shit aint right!
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hahaha ^
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hahhah
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hahaha... that's funny..
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hehe
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hahah! That's fucking awesome. Nice!
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( o Y o )
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good joke
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Workin With The Devil
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Thats a good one
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To close to reality.
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Natasha loved it.
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funny story
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That one is funny, thanks.
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Lol..that made me chuckle
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LOL Good joke.
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hahaha, fucking nice
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that is a good one
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haha good one
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pretty Funny
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Pretty funny, which is rare.
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Damn that shit was funny
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that was funny! Stop farting at night!
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lmao...super funny..nice one
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ROFL, that one is funny, I was actually laughing out loud~!
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hahaha. good chuckle buddy.
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