Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married........
 

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
midnight.)

The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him
"midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."

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that's fucking hillarious

That was good :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

was rather crappy

lmao, that shit aint right!

http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb011.gif *giggle*

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hahaha ^

hahhah :1orglaugh

cool story:
http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=1741&id=1

WOW, a rocket surgeon !!!!

It must only be on 1000 websites because it is an oldie, but a goodie.

Back to Google son, your talents are wasted here.

:321GFY

hahaha... that's funny..

next time be more creative, you changed only the male to a female, but i still enjoy that one :food-smil

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hehe :)

Dude, a friend emailed it to me, I laughed, I copied, I shared.

Go ring NASA, they are hiring.

:321GFY

hahah! That's fucking awesome. Nice!

no need to "Go Justify Yourself" :helpme

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:1orglaugh That cuckoo knows it's its day will come.

good joke

Thats a good one

To close to reality.

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Natasha loved it.

funny story

That one is funny, thanks.

Lol..that made me chuckle

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LOL Good joke.

hahaha, fucking nice

that is a good one :1orglaugh

haha good one

pretty Funny :thumbsup

Pretty funny, which is rare.

Damn that shit was funny :thumbsup

that was funny! Stop farting at night!
My husband goes with me everywhere. He also goes without me everywhere.
When i say i'd better go alone with girls - girls party, he becomes upset

Smallpeople with small minds with TOO much time on their hands.

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lmao...super funny..nice one
she probably cheated on him as well

ahaha good joke

ROFL, that one is funny, I was actually laughing out loud~!

hahaha. good chuckle buddy.