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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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proposing to your girlfriend
how did you do it? does anyone actually do that get on your knee bs anymore? thoughts? ladies, your thoughts?
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anybody who purposely gets married is a straight up fucking idiot and he will live to regret it. period.
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marriage is for loosers
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slap a 20 on the night stand witha note.. if she is there when you get back from breakfast.. you found a keeper.
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Thoughts? Dont do it.
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Its almost time
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I took mine to hawaii and proposed on a helicopter ride when we landed everybody heard us the pilot had turned on our headsets he said everybody who was flying that day heard me purpose
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Don't ask GFY for advice on this
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Best Thing I Ever Did...should have done it sooner.
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I made horse carriage ride reservations as she was showering getting ready to go out when we were in Denver once weekend. The carriage picked us right up at the hotel, along the ride I just got down and asked her
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A nice romantic dinner will do for a marriage proposal.
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![]() Welcome to GFY! LOL!
Well, I'm a romantic at heart, so I'll give it a stab ... Burn a CD of yours/hers favorite songs, pick her up in a NICE limo, music playing and filled with champagne, strawberries, sweet-smelling flowers ... ravage her in the limo on the way to her favorite restaurant ... have a nice oceanfront dinner ... then ravage her on the way to the beach ... and propose to her at sunset ... then ravage her once again. I'm not married yet, so I could think of lots of ideas! Good luck!!
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you have to get down on your knees, thats the best way of proposing
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man, i just down see myself going down on my knees for some reason ever... she must be something out of this world for me to do that
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one of my favorites was a story my friends older brother did. He was an ambassador for disney (whatever that is) anyways he had the disney yacht decked out from top to bottom in flowers hired took her out under the disney fireworks and proposed.
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When you're going down on her secretly slip the ring into your mouth, come up and go "Hey, look what I found".
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i proposed to her in my boxers one night in a hotel we were staying at during a trip. no music nothing crazy, just me and her and the tranquility of the night. best move i have ever made in my life.
my wife means everything to me and i cant even remember how life was before her ![]() whatever you end up doing, do it the way that both you and your girlfriend are...if you're into big things than spend a few k but if you're into simple things than do what comes natural, theres no script for this ![]() good luck bro |
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Get someone to crop "Will you marry me?" on a grass field in huge letters(double check it), charter a private jet and fly her over it.
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Thats a good point ... do whatever would be natural to the both of you. I have a friend who proposed to his girlfriend like this, "Hey" ... "Yes," she said. "You wanna get hitched?" ..."Ok," she said. They both laughed, ravaged each other, and have been married for 7 years now! Whatever works! ![]()
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Rented out the entire Six Tables restaurant.
During dinner I got up walked to the piano and began to play "Ben Folds - The Luckiest". She was stuned and was focused on me as I sang to her. (During which time a ring box was placed on the table by the waiter undetected by her) ... the song basicly said it all ... When I finished I asked her if she would do me the privilege of being my wife. She blushed and looked down spotting the ring. Thats when she started crying (the good kind of crying) Not really, I don't have a gf, but thats how i'd like to do it. |
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I took her on a trip to disneyland. I got a suite at one of the hotels and had room service bring up some chocolate covered strawberries and a bottle of dom. I then read her a poem I wrote and the final line was "will you be my wife"... By that time I was on my knees holding the ring... Needless to say, she said yes and we had a great time at Disneyland over the weekend.
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at this point you carefully take out the ring and place it on her finger and tell her you love her and can't live without her. give her a kiss on the cheek and a flower. keep a close watch on her for the next few days as she might be a flight risk. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() While I can't fathom ever getting married again, this approach would so work. For the more traditional minded, I don't think you can go wrong with the on-bended-knee thing.
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I'm planning on proposing to my girlfriend 2-3 weeks from now... just need to find the damn ring. :-)
Planning on taking her to this great little place overlooking San Fernando Valley... after dinner, go for a walk in the gardens, and go-with-the-flow from there... Do plan on kneeling... bit of a traditionalist, myself.
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I invited her and her parents for dinner... best place in town. I told them that I was celebrating having gotten a raise (yeah right).
So we ate dinner, they even had a toast to me getting this imaginary raise... then for dessert (before we could even order it), the waiter brought Natalie some of her favourite dessert with a velvet bag that had the ring within. She wasn't really sure what to make of it at first, but her parents sure did!! It took a little while because she was so... uhmm... excited? scared? anxious? Anyway, she finally opened it and was in tears. She said yes. Her parents really loved that I included them in it. None of them expected it in the slightest. It couldn't have gone better, I think. |
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I proposed to my GF (now wife) on the beach in the Bahammas.
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Take her to a strip club, get a table with Grey Goose and propose to her there.
She will totally not see it coming.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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sounds like expensive pussy to me...
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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with a prenuptial agreement in your back pocket
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I'm not lying either.. ask Paul
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I had it on SMS...
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Wait for her to ask you!
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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she said yes
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