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06-20-2006, 12:26 AM
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Fake Ass Friends Lol Must Read
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends |
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06-20-2006, 01:00 AM
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will make you sign up under his affiliate link
REAL FRIENDS: will tell you there is no money in porn |
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06-20-2006, 01:19 AM
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06-20-2006, 01:58 AM
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Location: Denver
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will send you this idiotic myspace bulletin
REAL FRIENDS: Will call you and ask you to come to the bar for shots
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06-20-2006, 02:44 AM
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS bitch about a post like a troll...
REAL FRIENDS will scrape you off a sidewalk with a spatula after your shots... |
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06-20-2006, 04:09 AM
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i must be a fake ass friend then, just because im polite 
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06-20-2006, 04:14 AM
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. yeah, i remeber that shit
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06-20-2006, 04:15 AM
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06-20-2006, 05:16 AM
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Location: Atlanta
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will help you move....
REAL FRIENDS: will help you move...a body
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06-20-2006, 06:14 AM
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Funny studd and very true
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Adult Copywriters  SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com |
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06-20-2006, 06:25 AM
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