atomicbomb

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason
you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what
you
did
was
wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we
fucked
up
...
but that shit was
fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
give
it
back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its
yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things
about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct
quotes
from
you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what
the
crowd
is
doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think
you've
had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place
and
say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks
shit
about
you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would
ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends