I killed 3 ducks yesterday...... - GoFuckYourself.com

L0rdJuni0r · 06-18-2006, 01:16 PM

I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me.....

tranza · 06-18-2006, 01:18 PM

It's not your fault bro, I once ran over a cat and I really felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.

Axzar · 06-18-2006, 01:25 PM

I saved 6 ducks on route 17 in Paramus once. Almost got killed getting those little quackers across the highway.

Spunky · 06-18-2006, 01:27 PM

Murderer!

scottybuzz · 06-18-2006, 01:28 PM

it happens. uinlucky i hope u paid the farmer for his loses.

scottybuzz · 06-18-2006, 01:28 PM

loss's*

see sig

jscott · 06-18-2006, 01:32 PM

so fucking sad, so sad how humans are totally moving into "their" habitats and raping and killing and fucking over everything they have ever had

L0rdJuni0r · 06-18-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

it happens. uinlucky i hope u paid the farmer for his loses.

I would have if there were farms around. I was on I75 in Alligator Alley and there are nothing but swamps with gators around there.

CaptainHowdy · 06-18-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Murderer!

The guy feels bad already...

notabook · 06-18-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

It's not your fault bro, I once ran over a cat and I really felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.

Grats on killing the cat! Filthy bastards have got to go. It's either them or us.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-18-2006, 03:01 PM

i'm calling PETA

L0rdJuni0r · 06-18-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

i'm calling PETA

fucking snitch!!

Devastation · 06-18-2006, 06:30 PM

i almost plugged a wolf this weekend, the good die young

Bdiddy · 06-18-2006, 06:31 PM

it could have been worse

MaddCaz · 06-18-2006, 06:32 PM

yea I almost mowed a duck down the other day. All the people on the sidewalk helped me realize one was right under my front right tire

gooddomains · 06-18-2006, 06:33 PM

I hit a deer once, no fun, but he had no chance against my car

fallenmuffin · 06-18-2006, 06:47 PM

reynold · 06-18-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me.....

Well, fuck the owner if those weren't wild ducks...

BobG · 06-18-2006, 06:49 PM

RIP the ducks.

L0rdJuni0r · 06-18-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG

RIP the ducks.

yea, i felt bad and my better half cried for like 20 minutes...lol

FLAiR · 06-18-2006, 07:40 PM

good job i carnt drive.. i would of shit my self if i ran over 1 duck.. nevermind 3.. lol

BoyAlley · 06-18-2006, 07:50 PM

Well, at least you feel bad about it, and you did all that you could reasonably do without putting yourself or your girl in danger. Some people on here would deliberately attempt to hit them for fun.

That goes to show you're not a total asshole. Congrats, that's more than some on here can say.

06-18-2006, 01:16 PM	#1
L0rdJuni0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cancun, Mexico Posts: 5,883	I killed 3 ducks yesterday...... I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me..... __________________ Affordable video and picture editing. junior[at]jampackproductions[DOT]com ICQ: 605429331

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FLAiR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England Posts: 250	good job i carnt drive.. i would of shit my self if i ran over 1 duck.. nevermind 3.. lol

06-18-2006, 07:50 PM	#22
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Well, at least you feel bad about it, and you did all that you could reasonably do without putting yourself or your girl in danger. Some people on here would deliberately attempt to hit them for fun. That goes to show you're not a total asshole. Congrats, that's more than some on here can say.