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L0rdJuni0r 06-18-2006 01:16 PM

I killed 3 ducks yesterday......
 
I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me..... :Oh crap

tranza 06-18-2006 01:18 PM

It's not your fault bro, I once ran over a cat and I really felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.

Axzar 06-18-2006 01:25 PM

I saved 6 ducks on route 17 in Paramus once. Almost got killed getting those little quackers across the highway.

Spunky 06-18-2006 01:27 PM

Murderer!

scottybuzz 06-18-2006 01:28 PM

it happens. uinlucky i hope u paid the farmer for his loses.

scottybuzz 06-18-2006 01:28 PM

loss's*


see sig

jscott 06-18-2006 01:32 PM

so fucking sad, so sad how humans are totally moving into "their" habitats and raping and killing and fucking over everything they have ever had

L0rdJuni0r 06-18-2006 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz
it happens. uinlucky i hope u paid the farmer for his loses.


I would have if there were farms around. I was on I75 in Alligator Alley and there are nothing but swamps with gators around there.

CaptainHowdy 06-18-2006 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Murderer!

:1orglaugh The guy feels bad already...

notabook 06-18-2006 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
It's not your fault bro, I once ran over a cat and I really felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.

Grats on killing the cat! Filthy bastards have got to go. It's either them or us.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-18-2006 03:01 PM

i'm calling PETA

L0rdJuni0r 06-18-2006 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
i'm calling PETA


fucking snitch!! :321GFY

Devastation 06-18-2006 06:30 PM

i almost plugged a wolf this weekend, the good die young

Bdiddy 06-18-2006 06:31 PM

it could have been worse

MaddCaz 06-18-2006 06:32 PM

yea I almost mowed a duck down the other day. All the people on the sidewalk helped me realize one was right under my front right tire

gooddomains 06-18-2006 06:33 PM

I hit a deer once, no fun, but he had no chance against my car

fallenmuffin 06-18-2006 06:47 PM


reynold 06-18-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r
I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me..... :Oh crap


Well, fuck the owner if those weren't wild ducks...

BobG 06-18-2006 06:49 PM

RIP the ducks.

L0rdJuni0r 06-18-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG
RIP the ducks.


yea, i felt bad and my better half cried for like 20 minutes...lol

FLAiR 06-18-2006 07:40 PM

good job i carnt drive.. i would of shit my self if i ran over 1 duck.. nevermind 3.. lol

BoyAlley 06-18-2006 07:50 PM

Well, at least you feel bad about it, and you did all that you could reasonably do without putting yourself or your girl in danger. Some people on here would deliberately attempt to hit them for fun.

That goes to show you're not a total asshole. Congrats, that's more than some on here can say. :thumbsup


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