Kona Kai in San Diego refuses to carry pornstar luggage. My blog about Show Hotel.

[Cory W]

I had a good time at the show itself (Thanks to YNOT Bob and D$ for coming through with some really fun events), however, I despise that hotel. I despised it last year when the infamous "heat lamp debacle" occured, but I will spare you that.



The hotel decided to hand out rules for the porn guest. I updated my blog with a few:

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/06/12...nstar-luggage/

http://midgetarmy.com/
Kona Kai in San Diego refuses to carry pornstar luggage.
So this weekend, San Diego?s Kona Kai hotel played host to an adult show. Show was a pretty good time, but the hotel lived up to it?s terrible reputation. They made us all sign rules before we registered.

Lets go over a few.


the destruction of property not your own will not be allowed and can result in your immediate arrest. Urination or defecation in public is obviously forbidden.

I totally understand this rule, however, if you don?t want people ?defecating in public,? lets make sure that the toilettes inside the rooms are working. My toilette was down and out for a few hours on Saturday. I have to admit, if it had been a bit nicer outside, I may well have taken a dump in the Marina.

So, rule 1 is that your toilettes, along with general plumbing works.




When I check in, please tell me where my room is, especially when the rooms are a mile away and located in buildings that are not even under the same brand name as the original hotel. Train the golf cart staff to ?pick up people that look frustrated hauling luggage around a big ole parking lot.?

If you have to, talk to me like I am stupid. But don?t just throw down a map of rooms and waive me on just to get me out of your hair. Have someone show me to my room. You can even do this in groups.

I was with a few people at check in, most notable Naughty Allie.
Hard to believe, but you had a bunch of dudes with golf carts hanging out chatting it up and none of them wanted to take the initiative to help Naughty Allie get her luggage to her room.

What a bunch of fucking numbskulls. You would think I would be complaining that these dudes did nothing but cater to the hot girls all weekend, leaving me out in the cold. But no, they were too lazy to even try to take the one opportunity in their lives to carry pornstar luggage.

I see pornstars all the time. I still carry pornstars shit around.

Dude, if you are too lazy to help a pornstar get her luggage to her room, kill yourself.





Just because you are located upon a gorgeous marina, it does not mean that every guest that dines in at your hotel restaurant is there to watch the sun set. Particularly the ones that come in at lunchtime.

If I come in for lunch, I should not have to sit there for 5 hours waiting for chicken quesadillas and a side salad. Furthermore, don?t take the order and then just milk carton your staff. At least come out and say ?the cheese is being purchased. ?..



















?in Switzerland.?

Have some respect; many of us bring our girlfriends to eat with us. If you keep us their for 5 hours waiting for food, we have to listen to all kinds of crap beyond ?where is the food?? They start coming up with new ideas like ?we should get a new couch....we should start taking dance lessons....we should do more couples thing....my clock is ticking?.I don?t think we should watch Lakers games every Sunday...You don?t think she is hot do you? ...etc??

Oh, and here is a little note: People always want a refill on water! You don?t have to come over and interrupt my conversation to ask me if I want more water. The body is made up primarily of water, if it runs out, I die. God only knows, I want to be alive when the chicken quesadillas make it.



Do not attempt to help anyone under the age of 21 gain access to alcohol... if you drink alcoholic beverages, then drink responsibly. Enough said.


Look assholes, it took nearly an hour to get a drink in your lounge bar. I doubt highly that anyone under 21 would try to gain access to such hell. Trust me, the under 21 crowd knows where they can get better service, I doubt you make the list of ?fun places to go drink...?


public nudity or lewd public conduct will not be tolerated at SHOW. Even though this is a private adult industry event, attendees are not above the law. Attendees must not violate any California state laws regarding public nudity or lewd behavior. Even brief public flashing may result in your arrest or expulsion from the event, so please, lets keep this event professional at all times.

Don?t playa hate. Your hotel sucks. No hot chick is going to flash there.

Note to hotel: Hot bitches only flash tits at fun places; your hotel could barely entertain a Dungeons and Dragons convention.

You guys have some ego. This is like Circuit City making a rule that they will not tolerate ?female customers hitting on staff or ?getting all lezzy? in the microdrive aisle.



please do not leave any sexually explicit marketing materials lying around in public places. Care should also be taken when using laptop computers to display explicit content.

Nigga please, the only reason I would bring a glass dildo to the lounge would be to use it to beat one of your wait staff in the head with it for not getting me my quesadillas.

Here is a little something for hotels to keep in mind as well. We sell porn to consumers, that doesn?t mean we need to take a shit on your lawn assholes. You sell more porn every month with Pay Per View than any of us do in a year, yet I don?t see your hotel staff out shitting on the lawn.

Well, that is it for today. I have to get ready for my salsa class.

Thanks Kona Kai.

[Jake]

Agreed!!! Props to Jay and Fay for pulling off a great show in spite of the TOTAL DOUCHEBAGS running the hotel. When I saw that "Rules" that were distributed to all the attendees I felt like I was back in the 6th grade standing in the principal's office waiting for a couple of swats from a big assed paddle.

[J$tyle$]

LMFAO!

Good stuff, Cory!

Great seeing you and your lady - and fun times ... but ease up on the roid rage, bro

*Disclaimer: Cory isn't really on roids

[Gabriel]

Our A/C unit sounded like a diesel engine. Ynot Bobs, Puerto Nuevo excursion was great, even though he drives his mercedes through TJ like a crazed arab.

[NoWhErE]

Wow, pretty shitty for the hotel to accept all your money and host a porn convention, and yet be so damn uptight about it.

I guess attending my first and only show (Phoenix Forum) was a good choice

[stickyfingerz]

Well glad I skipped it. I had reservations made for it, but just couldnt justify this show. Fell better about it after hearing that stuff. I get seriously mad about poor customer service. Hope the hard rock doesnt operate in that manner.

[xNetworx]

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/06/01...-hour-fitness/

The thing about Sean Paul made me spit on my monitor

You forgot to ban the meat gazers. No straight guy wants to catch another male looking at him with doe eyes when they are trying to exercise.

[Trixxxia]

It's very simple really - next year, bring your hard earned porn dollars to another hotel.

Funny blog Cory!

[12clicks]

he actually said, "nigga please"

[Luc Lonely]

Are you fucking racist sir ? so she's a porn start then we (the asian men) must carry her luggage for her ? fuck that . we're not that hungry for pussy . only you white fat asses having tuf time to get pussy do that shit . Men dont serve women. Females were born to serve male @!@@@@ .

go eat pussy, dickhead .

[Halcyon]

Cory, you rule.

"Have some respect; many of us bring our girlfriends to eat with us. If you keep us their for 5 hours waiting for food, we have to listen to all kinds of crap beyond hahaha8220;where is the food?hahaha8221; They start coming up with new ideas like hahaha8220;we should get a new couch....we should start taking dance lessons....we should do more couples thing....my clock is tickinghahaha8230;.I donhahaha8217;t think we should watch Lakers games every Sunday...You donhahaha8217;t think she is hot do you? ...etchahaha8230;hahaha8221;"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Awesome seeing, talking, laughing, and dancing with you. Did you get the tickets I sent over?

[Gabriel]

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

Are you fucking racist sir ? so she's a porn start then we (the asian men) must carry her luggage for her ? fuck that . we're not that hungry for pussy . only you white fat asses having tuf time to get pussy do that shit . Men dont serve women. Females were born to serve male @!@@@@ .

go eat pussy, dickhead .

Measure twice, slit your wrists once.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

You guys have some ego. This is like Circuit City making a rule that they will not tolerate ?female customers hitting on staff or ?getting all lezzy? in the microdrive aisle.

[kristin]

Oh, and here is a little note: People always want a refill on water! You don't have to come over and interrupt my conversation to ask me if I want more water. The body is made up primarily of water, if it runs out, I die. God only knows, I want to be alive when the chicken quesadillas make it.

This one was priceless!

[madawgz]

wow they are fucking uptight :\

[detoxed]

The rules seem entirely reasonable for the behavior some of you have displayed in the past.

[Thee Johnclave]

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

Are you fucking racist sir ? so she's a porn start then we (the asian men) must carry her luggage for her ? fuck that . we're not that hungry for pussy . only you white fat asses having tuf time to get pussy do that shit . Men dont serve women. Females were born to serve male @!@@@@ .

go eat pussy, dickhead .

Awwww....looks like Cory made a new fan.

[_Danielle_]

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

Are you fucking racist sir ? so she's a porn start then we (the asian men) must carry her luggage for her ? fuck that . we're not that hungry for pussy . only you white fat asses having tuf time to get pussy do that shit . Men dont serve women. Females were born to serve male @!@@@@ .

go eat pussy, dickhead .

NINJA WHAT???

[OG LennyT]

Sounds like you should have booked another hotel and had an 'anonymous' stay and I think the Kona should lose 'adult' business all-together.

Also, remember many guys would be insecure and shy approaching a beautiful woman. (even if it is their job)

[Luc Lonely]

Originally Posted by detoxed

The rules seem entirely reasonable for the behavior some of you have displayed in the past.

word....8chars

[Princess Ellisa]

Dude I love reading your rants. I have actually started to look forward to them... they are so well written and entertaining.

[Thee Johnclave]

Ruc Ronery

[PhillipB]

Originally Posted by Jimmy The Squid

Ruc Ronery

OMG, that's great!

[NaughtyAce]

Cory, That was F'n hillarious!!!
Great seeing you man, the show was good for me overall, but I feel you on that bullshit at the bars and with the hotel. I live here in San Diego, but if we don't go to a hotel that is cool with us being there I myself may not make the 5 minute drive over LOL

[NaughtyAce]

Originally Posted by APN Philip

OMG, that's great!

ROFL John that is hillariou!!hahahah

Ronery I'm so Ronery......

[Rhesus]

Should I kill myself now?

[Odie]

ahahaha thanks for the great read today Cory!!

[SteveLightspeed]

Rant on Brutha, when I finally finish rubbing my sore feet from WALKING 10 miles to FIND the golf cart THAT WE PAID FOR sitting UNATTENDED, I might make a rant here myself. I thought San Diego would be a nice place for a show, but the Kona Kai brought shame on the whole city this week. We would have felt more welcome in Utah.

Steve Lightspeed

[gregtx]

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

Are you fucking racist sir ? so she's a porn start then we (the asian men) must carry her luggage for her ? fuck that . we're not that hungry for pussy . only you white fat asses having tuf time to get pussy do that shit . Men dont serve women. Females were born to serve male @!@@@@ .

go eat pussy, dickhead .

this is why "I" hate asian people..

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by gregtx

this is why "I" hate asian people..

Damned gooks!

[wdsguy]

good thing I skipped this.

[SgtStrider]

wow and just to think i was going to drive down there just for the show. now i know for next time im deffinatly not going unless they change the hotel. thanks for the scoop

[Aly]

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I had a good time at the show itself (Thanks to YNOT Bob and D$ for coming through with some really fun events), however, I despise that hotel. I despised it last year when the infamous "heat lamp debacle" occured, but I will spare you that.

...

Thanks Kona Kai.

Okay... How the hell did I not see you?! lmao!

[minusonebit]

WOW, thats insane.

I assume this isnt a cheap place, either, is it? If they fucking pulled that on me... I'd try charging back. God.

[WarChild]

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I was with a few people at check in, most notable Naughty Allie.
Hard to believe, but you had a bunch of dudes with golf carts hanging out chatting it up and none of them wanted to take the initiative to help Naughty Allie get her luggage to her room.

What a bunch of fucking numbskulls. You would think I would be complaining that these dudes did nothing but cater to the hot girls all weekend, leaving me out in the cold. But no, they were too lazy to even try to take the one opportunity in their lives to carry pornstar luggage.

I see pornstars all the time. I still carry pornstars shit around.

Seriously, who gives a fuck about pornstars? Much less enough to carry their shit around because they take their clothes off on the Internet. I'm fucking baffled here, really.

[TheJimmy]

"Here is a little something for hotels to keep in mind as well. We sell porn to consumers, that doesnhahaha8217;t mean we need to take a shit on your lawn assholes. You sell more porn every month with Pay Per View than any of us do in a year, yet I donhahaha8217;t see your hotel staff out shitting on the lawn."


HAHAH love that part, glad I missed that madness...would have had to carry my ass over to the Loews on Coronado instead...

[Cory W]

Originally Posted by pimpporn

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/06/01...-hour-fitness/

The thing about Sean Paul made me spit on my monitor

You forgot to ban the meat gazers. No straight guy wants to catch another male looking at him with doe eyes when they are trying to exercise.

haha Thanks, you should have contributed here....

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=616758

[Cory W]

Show was good for me as well, nothing they can do about a hotel full of idiots except move next year.

Steve, I finally ran one of those bad boys down on the final day of the show!

Hal, I am glad we got a chance to talk. However, our conversation was so American Psycho. haha

I am bringing Sleeveless back.

[HushMoney]

Yeah, that Hotel was a nightmare last year, that's why I didn't go this year. If Bob and Jay change venues next year, I'd go, but that hotel is the worst i've ever seen!!!!

[JFK]

Thanks for posting that Cory, the whole place was like a prison camp, with all the extra security scrutinising every move

[Donny]

Perhaps if people didn't do stupid things at shows motels wouldn't have to create stupid rules.

This was funny nonetheless.

[2HousePlague]

Originally Posted by Donny

Perhaps if people didn't do stupid things at shows motels wouldn't have to create stupid rules.

This was funny nonetheless.

Nah, bro. You needed to be there. They was trippin'. It was still a good show, though. Stockholm Syndrome at its finest.

2hp

[Donny]

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Nah, bro. You needed to be there. They was trippin'. It was still a good show, though. Stockholm Syndrome at its finest.

2hp

After the stories I heard from last year, things webmasters were doing, I didn't want to be there.

[2HousePlague]

Originally Posted by Donny

After the stories I heard from last year, things webmasters were doing, I didn't want to be there.

Too bad. You were missed.

2hp

[Choppa]

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Rant on Brutha, when I finally finish rubbing my sore feet from WALKING 10 miles to FIND the golf cart THAT WE PAID FOR sitting UNATTENDED, I might make a rant here myself. I thought San Diego would be a nice place for a show, but the Kona Kai brought shame on the whole city this week. We would have felt more welcome in Utah.

Steve Lightspeed

Would have to agree with both Steve and WEG Cory on this issues, the show itself although small, was ok, but the constant Phobia to the adult industry was just disgusting, and I for one could not do that show again unless thinmgs seriously changed

[Halcyon]

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I am bringing Sleeveless back.

Preach on. I'm thinking of bringing back the lost "half shirt" of the late 70's.

[AmeliaG]

I really enjoyed the show, but I agree that a different hotel would be better for next year. And that was a damn witty and entertaining rant, Cory.

[miss_twisted]

Cory you could not be more right about the staff. I got in about 830 weds. had 2 bags with me that combined weigh as much as I do, they checked me in, handed me a map, told me my room was somewhere in the back 40 and sent me on my way.

Then as if that wasn't bad enough, the housekeeping crew got me for about $40 and half a carton of butts.

There was one security guard that was pretty cool and let me hang out in the hot tub until 5 am but other than that I was so far from impressed it wasn't even funny.

I did, however, do ALLOT of biz and met more ppl than I ever expected. So it was a good event business wise which in the end is really all that matters I suppose.

It was great meeting you cory!

[miss_twisted]

Damn double posts...lol

[RogerV]

Cory help any trannys carry there luggage hahahaha