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Old 06-16-2006, 05:08 PM   #1
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Is it normal to get emails like this from affiliate reps?

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Hi {name_here},

Hope all is well!

With 15 days left till month end, your revenue as of this morning was at $X,XXX. I had forecasted you at around $Y,YYY this month, so what are your thoughts on placing a target of $ZZZ per day for the remainder of this month and reach this target.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:10 PM   #2
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Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:12 PM   #3
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hahaha real made me laugh alley boys
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:12 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
Thos both sound like automated responses. But I like yours better.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:14 PM   #5
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well its obviously generated....
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:18 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:20 PM   #7
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It's completely and absolutely normal. Welcome.
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Old 06-16-2006, 06:41 PM   #8
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lmao

what was your reply and do you deal with this rep very often?
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Old 06-16-2006, 06:44 PM   #9
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Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
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Old 06-16-2006, 08:11 PM   #10
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Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
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Old 06-16-2006, 08:26 PM   #11
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that's odd ...
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