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Masterchief 06-16-2006 05:08 PM
Is it normal to get emails like this from affiliate reps?
 
Quote:
Hi {name_here},

Hope all is well!

With 15 days left till month end, your revenue as of this morning was at $X,XXX. I had forecasted you at around $Y,YYY this month, so what are your thoughts on placing a target of $ZZZ per day for the remainder of this month and reach this target.
:Oh crap :Oh crap

BoyAlley 06-16-2006 05:10 PM
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.

scottybuzz 06-16-2006 05:12 PM
hahaha real made me laugh alley boys

Hollywood376 06-16-2006 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
Thos both sound like automated responses. But I like yours better.

madawgz 06-16-2006 05:14 PM
well its obviously generated....

woj 06-16-2006 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
:thumbsup

BlingDaddy 06-16-2006 05:20 PM
It's completely and absolutely normal. Welcome.

georgeyw 06-16-2006 06:41 PM
lmao

what was your reply and do you deal with this rep very often?

AmateurFlix 06-16-2006 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
:1orglaugh

HAPPYPEEKERS 06-16-2006 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hi!

Sorry you're not making your sales targets for the month. You must not be a very good affiliate rep. Do you have any special payouts or incentives if I send additional traffic?

If not, take that paper your projections are written on, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MikeVega 06-16-2006 08:26 PM
that's odd ...:Oh crap


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