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CuriousToyBoy · 06-16-2006, 09:32 AM

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42-pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old
Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
ovens.

20. Learn the response time to The fire department. it will be important

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys
do it because:

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

drctfiesta · 06-16-2006, 09:36 AM

Do you swallow? If yes, do you mind the taste in your mouth?
I tried swallowing but it was bitter and slimy

scottybuzz · 06-16-2006, 09:37 AM

ahahahahaha drct stfu

Raven · 06-16-2006, 09:38 AM

e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control. -- would that I had read this prior.

Amysworld · 06-16-2006, 09:38 AM

VERY funny!!!

drctfiesta · 06-16-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

ahahahahaha drct stfu

Why?
I am asking an expert here

gooddomains · 06-16-2006, 09:45 AM

great stuff

SgtStrider · 06-16-2006, 09:50 AM

thanks i needed a laugh

tranza · 06-16-2006, 09:52 AM

Too much to read....

revolte · 06-16-2006, 09:52 AM

too long, didnt read ;)

rvincent · 06-16-2006, 09:53 AM

I'm the father of a 2.5yo and indeed I'm glad to know other kids are as "creative" as mine is... :-)

BoyAlley · 06-16-2006, 09:53 AM

Thank GAWD I'm never going to be having kids....

Big_Red · 06-16-2006, 09:54 AM

haha funny read. wondered what that sound was in my gas tank. lol

Pete-KT · 06-16-2006, 09:54 AM

very nice

CuriousToyBoy · 06-16-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Too much to read....

I'll try and keep to single syllable words for you next time .....

CuriousToyBoy · 06-16-2006, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Thank GAWD I'm never going to be having kids....

Yes indeed JP.

j/k mate

gimo33 · 06-16-2006, 10:01 AM

add me to the 80%..... i'll try mixing that up when i have time.

madawgz · 06-16-2006, 10:03 AM

thanks for that

amandaspost · 06-16-2006, 10:24 AM

Interesting.... lol

LittleSassy · 06-16-2006, 12:09 PM

Quote:

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

this is indeed is a fact

Peaches · 06-16-2006, 01:07 PM

A few more from personal experience:

If you hold a very strong magnet up to a color TV it will distort the colors for a couple of days.

Glass balls do not bounce on glass tables

Sea monkeys aren't really monkeys

Wood burns

Jay · 06-16-2006, 01:38 PM

LOL!

..I can probably add a few more...

NetRodent · 06-16-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

No, it doesn't.

Lets assume that a king sized water bed is 8 feet wide, 8 feet long and 3 feet deep. Thus it would contain 192 cubic feet of water, or 331,776 cubic inches.

The volume of water required to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep would be, 1,152,000 cubic inches.

A water bed containing 1,152,000 cubic inches of water would be 10 feet wide, 10 feet long, and 6'8" deep. That's a pretty darn big bed.

L-Pink · 06-16-2006, 01:59 PM

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DivaShane · 06-16-2006, 02:06 PM

Those were hillarious!

Mr. Romance · 06-16-2006, 02:07 PM

good stuff CTB

Mr. Romance

CuriousToyBoy · 06-16-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetRodent

No, it doesn't.

Lets assume that a king sized water bed is 8 feet wide, 8 feet long and 3 feet deep. Thus it would contain 192 cubic feet of water, or 331,776 cubic inches.

The volume of water required to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep would be, 1,152,000 cubic inches.

A water bed containing 1,152,000 cubic inches of water would be 10 feet wide, 10 feet long, and 6'8" deep. That's a pretty darn big bed.

I really think you should get a life. I got 5 joins in the time it took you to do the math.

The thing is a joke.

CuriousToyBoy · 06-16-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetRodent

No, it doesn't.

Lets assume that a king sized water bed is 8 feet wide, 8 feet long and 3 feet deep. Thus it would contain 192 cubic feet of water, or 331,776 cubic inches.

The volume of water required to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep would be, 1,152,000 cubic inches.

A water bed containing 1,152,000 cubic inches of water would be 10 feet wide, 10 feet long, and 6'8" deep. That's a pretty darn big bed.

I really think you should get a life. I got 5 joins in the time it took you to do the math.

The thing is a joke.

CuriousToyBoy · 06-16-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I really think you should get a life. I got 5 joins in the time it took you to do the math.

The thing is a joke.

Well it was worth saying it twice.

FlexxAeon · 06-16-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

this one triggers a logical loop in my brain that causes me to have to reboot.

...and i have 2 boys...these are all facts

2HousePlague · 06-16-2006, 03:14 PM

Interesting Fact # 96: "The kick speed of Kangaroos can break the sound barrier"

2hp

2HousePlague · 06-16-2006, 03:18 PM

Interesting Fact # 96: "The kick speed of Kangaroos can break the sound barrier"

2hp

2HousePlague · 06-16-2006, 03:18 PM

Interesting Fact # 96: "The kick speed of Kangaroos can break the sound barrier"

2hp

Gary_TLX · 06-16-2006, 03:47 PM

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PamiebDVD · 06-16-2006, 03:47 PM

Thank you!

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