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06-11-2006, 04:12 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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I'm Not Allowed To Have Sex For A Month
The doctors say I can't have sex for a month, to give my body time to fully recover from my surgery.
How the fuck is a gay man supposed to go a month without sex? What's the longest you've ever went without sex since you became sexually active? I'm even supposed to avoid jacking off.  It was my stomach they operated on not my dick gawd dayum it.  |
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06-11-2006, 04:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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A month? At least that will make for an amazing cumshot!
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06-11-2006, 04:15 PM
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Clueless OleMan
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Watch your pills, the sneaky little bastards prolly gave you something to kill the urge and the ability.
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06-11-2006, 04:16 PM
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06-11-2006, 04:17 PM
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i had surgery in march i think it was.... and i wasn't able to have sex for 14 days... not even supposed to jack off or anything..
but like 4-5 days into it i got head from my girlfriend... i couldn't take it anymore
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06-11-2006, 04:17 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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06-11-2006, 04:18 PM
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feel sorry for you....cant go a week without sex... get well soon though
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06-11-2006, 04:18 PM
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yea bust your first nut and record that shit man
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06-11-2006, 04:20 PM
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So Fucking What
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http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month
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06-11-2006, 04:30 PM
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 but i am not gay and don't know if that will help you, but i had no sex once for 3 months. |
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06-11-2006, 04:33 PM
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06-11-2006, 04:44 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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06-11-2006, 04:48 PM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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06-11-2006, 05:02 PM
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Did you have something stuck in your stomach ?? |
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06-11-2006, 05:03 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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Via GoFuckYourself.com http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=620070 Via GFY.com https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/620070-lost-3-pints-blood-week-nearly-died-hospital.html Via GFYBoard.com http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=620070 |
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06-11-2006, 05:06 PM
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06-11-2006, 05:07 PM
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06-11-2006, 05:07 PM
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I've gone a month because of surgery too. its not fun and very boring. Get well soon
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06-11-2006, 05:17 PM
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You can start saving up and take part in a bukkake session in a month, always look on the bright side of life bro
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06-11-2006, 05:18 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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06-11-2006, 05:18 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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06-11-2006, 05:19 PM
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The longest I've ever gone is the six week period after I had my daughter. After I had my son the doctor said to wait six weeks, but I could not do it, so I forced my ex to do it after four weeks. It was a big mistake, and I quickly regretted it. No matter how torturous it seems, I recommend waiting as long as the doctor says you should wait.
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06-11-2006, 05:24 PM
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Moo Moo Cow
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Well that's good, now you can say you are one of the first gays to really experience what marriage has to offer.
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06-11-2006, 05:26 PM
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I need a beer
 
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After 2 or 3 days I start to go squirrelly,just think of fucking a hot girl..that should get you by
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06-11-2006, 05:58 PM
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just try to relax, the month will be over in no time!
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06-11-2006, 06:06 PM
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I know it's hard but I think you should follow your doctor's advise.
Well, I guess I survived not having sex for almost two months. |
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06-11-2006, 06:17 PM
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o man thats gotta suck..not even jerking it :\
feel sorry for you!
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06-11-2006, 06:20 PM
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Spread The Pink!
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there must be something wrong with me, i haven't had surgery and i haven't had sex in 3 months.
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06-11-2006, 06:47 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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try ti substitue sex by sprot for example
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06-11-2006, 06:48 PM
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06-11-2006, 06:50 PM
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06-11-2006, 06:58 PM
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06-11-2006, 07:07 PM
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06-11-2006, 07:13 PM
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Spread The Pink!
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06-11-2006, 08:59 PM
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most people who have undergone major surgery have been deprived from any muscular work/ stress for a month or so...
hoping for your quick recovery dude..
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06-11-2006, 09:04 PM
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that sucks hope you feel better soon
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06-11-2006, 10:01 PM
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too bad.. sorry to hear that... =(
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06-11-2006, 10:03 PM
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Dude a month? Shitttttt
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06-11-2006, 10:20 PM
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06-11-2006, 10:22 PM
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LOL good lord.. I'm sorry bro and to think I was just about to email some pics of my ass. Oh well...
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06-11-2006, 10:45 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Well, you can always stick things up your ass...
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06-11-2006, 11:25 PM
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06-12-2006, 06:34 AM
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sorry for you, get better!
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06-12-2006, 06:37 AM
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a month? Should be easy to reach the celeing then
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06-12-2006, 09:31 AM
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sad news for you...
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06-12-2006, 09:37 AM
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working on my tan
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Anal stitches? |
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06-12-2006, 10:07 AM
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06-12-2006, 10:14 AM
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That sucks, man! I remember I didn't have sex for 3 or 4 weeks a couple of times and it's just awful! In the end you are obsessed with sticking somebody the whole way up and you just go crazy when you see girls (or boys
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06-12-2006, 10:14 AM
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aww get well soon, im in a long distance relationship, so i only have sex once every month/half, it sucks. but i get to get me off, so i dont know what to tell ya, hang in there!
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06-12-2006, 10:14 AM
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aww get well soon, im in a long distance relationship, so i only have sex once every month/half, it sucks. but i get to get me off, so i dont know what to tell ya, hang in there!
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