I'm Not Allowed To Have Sex For A Month
 

A month? At least that will make for an amazing cumshot!

Watch your pills, the sneaky little bastards prolly gave you something to kill the urge and the ability.

Best to ya on your recovery.

stomach/abs/dick/hernia they are all connected together.....

i had surgery in march i think it was.... and i wasn't able to have sex for 14 days... not even supposed to jack off or anything..

but like 4-5 days into it i got head from my girlfriend... i couldn't take it anymore :(

feel sorry for you....cant go a week without sex... get well soon though :)

yea bust your first nut and record that shit man

http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month

well, never knew that gays are more sexual then others.:winkwink:
but i am not gay and don't know if that will help you, but i had no sex once for 3 months.

i think this is all about your stomach muscles that you can't force with movments (sex is movement and rather hard)

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Did you have something stuck in your stomach ??

wtf?!...... :Oh crap

That is both sick and impressive at the same time ...

I've gone a month because of surgery too. its not fun and very boring.

Get well soon :)

You can start saving up and take part in a bukkake session in a month, always look on the bright side of life bro

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The longest I've ever gone is the six week period after I had my daughter. After I had my son the doctor said to wait six weeks, but I could not do it, so I forced my ex to do it after four weeks. It was a big mistake, and I quickly regretted it. No matter how torturous it seems, I recommend waiting as long as the doctor says you should wait.

Well that's good, now you can say you are one of the first gays to really experience what marriage has to offer.

After 2 or 3 days I start to go squirrelly,just think of fucking a hot girl..that should get you by

just try to relax, the month will be over in no time!

I know it's hard but I think you should follow your doctor's advise.


Well, I guess I survived not having sex for almost two months.

o man thats gotta suck..not even jerking it :\ :(

feel sorry for you!

try ti substitue sex by sprot for example

why was that? You just didn"t want?

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:Oh crap

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most people who have undergone major surgery have been deprived from any muscular work/ stress for a month or so...

hoping for your quick recovery dude..

that sucks hope you feel better soon

too bad.. sorry to hear that... =(

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Dude a month? Shitttttt

If I were gay, I'd do it just for the bragging rights. :thumbsup

LOL good lord.. I'm sorry bro and to think I was just about to email some pics of my ass. Oh well...

Well, you can always stick things up your ass...

Well well well... can i be of any help :winkwink: :helpme??

sorry for you, get better!

a month? Should be easy to reach the celeing then

sad news for you...

Anal stitches?

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That sucks, man! I remember I didn't have sex for 3 or 4 weeks a couple of times and it's just awful! In the end you are obsessed with sticking somebody the whole way up and you just go crazy when you see girls (or boys :) ) in bikini! Damn, real hard times!

aww get well soon, im in a long distance relationship, so i only have sex once every month/half, it sucks. but i get to get me off, so i dont know what to tell ya, hang in there!

aww get well soon, im in a long distance relationship, so i only have sex once every month/half, it sucks. but i get to get me off, so i dont know what to tell ya, hang in there!